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YF Tips Fred
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Practical tips, like. For better living everyone.

I'll go firstly.

If you shave/trim your belly button hair, you don't get lint in it.


I like tautologies because I like them.
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To clean a steamed up bathroom mirror after you've had a shower, use shaving cream.
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To clean a steamed up bathroom mirror after you've had a shower, use shaving cream.


What do you use to shave with then? Toothpaste?

terminator_x2011-03-03 22:04:38

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YF posters: Recycle Viz Letterbox top tips.

Do I win $5?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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If it's hard to floss between two teeth, saw the floss in and then pull the floss out the side rather than pulling it up between the teeth again
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Underpants first, THEN trousers.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Junior82 wrote:
Underpants first, THEN trousers.


hmm that seems like an awkward way to get undressed...
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Depends on how you dressed in the first place.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Junior82 wrote:
Depends on how you dressed in the first place.


*brain explodes* *starts talking like the double rainbow freak*
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Better living everybody

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Can't be @rsed cleaning the shower or sink? Ask Wendy Meyer - she seems to like doing it.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Cosimo wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Underpants first, THEN trousers.


hmm that seems like an awkward way to get undressed...
 
Tell that to Superman!
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Always use a mirror when shaving your balls.
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A penny saved is a penny earned
Don't eat cheese before noon.
 
Oh and don't feed Gremlins after midnight - VERY important.

Allegedly

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Always take practical hints for better living with a grain of salt
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el grapadura wrote:
Always use a mirror when shaving your balls.

Shaven balls and trimmed surrounding areas make your genitalia appear up to 30% bigger, more likely to get head as well.
AJ132011-03-04 00:23:58
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Always wear clothes in public.

Allegedly

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Instead of slipping just a single sedative into a girls drink when you go out clubbing, crush up a morning after pill and stir that in as well for good measure
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AJ13 wrote:
Instead of slipping just a single sedative into a girls drink when you go out clubbing, crush up a morning after pill and stir that in as well for good measure
 
 
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Tegal wrote:
A penny saved is a penny earned
  
What if it's Kirk Penney? 
 
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PRO TIP: Drink bleach, live forever.Azevo2011-03-04 09:30:41

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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