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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Your worst experience when..

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You get hit in the gonads.
 
Well today playing football i charged down the keeper, and used my brothers words of wisdom to "not turn my back". The keeper nailed the ball at 100mph (honest to god, felt like it) and nailed me in the nads. I was about 2 feet away from him.
 
 
I'm still sore now..
 
 
Anyone had similar experiences?
No, i'm not gay.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Toughen up you lady-boy.  (Sorry, couldn't resist).

Yeah, I've had some terrible experiences.  I was playing footy in the gym at school a few years ago with some chums and a ball got booted straight into my stomach and before I was able to fully recover another ball (kicked by another group of people) hit me straight in the johnson. 
loyalgunner2009-08-08 17:59:53
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Advice I got about this was - always approach side on. keep the family jewels intact. Also keep an eye on their face to find out if they will kick you in the nuts or throw a punch. Most people are fairly obvious when kicking or going for the punch so move out of the way.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
lead with the elbow

Founder

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What a load of bollox...you'd all be back up on your feet soon enough if your captain came over with a bucket and sponge and a glint in his eye
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HarryHotspur wrote:
What a load of bollox...you'd all be back up on your feet soon enough if your captain came over with a bucket and sponge and a glint in his eye
 
 

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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When I was 15 I was playing in goal and went out to an approaching forward. I went feet first and so did he, his legs were longer than mine. The yelp I let out was loud enough to stop a game three feilds away. What got me was a ST Johns guy came running over and offered to rub Deep Heat over the sore spot till i told where I copt it and wasn't interested in him nor his deep heat.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Bobsled
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Can anyone tell why so many people laugh when this happens?  
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's living in Agadez, Niger.  Spending more time in town, Agadez, as bad people in the desert are spoiling the good life.
19/4/26.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Because it's a right lol.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Because it is funny when it is someone else.
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Scottishbhoy wrote:
You get hit in the gonads.
 
Well today playing football i charged down the keeper, and used my brothers words of wisdom to "not turn my back". The keeper nailed the ball at 100mph (honest to god, felt like it) and nailed me in the nads. I was about 2 feet away from him.
 
 
I'm still sore now..
 
 
Anyone had similar experiences?
No, i'm not gay.
Presuming it didn't end up in the goal. Hialrious a couple of weeks ago when an opposition throw-in was bulleted straight into our winger's sack.
You know we belong together...

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Getting hit in the nuts is the worst, but don't forget about the rest of the Meat n' 2 veg package...getting hit on the end of the ol' fella is a delayed reaction kind of pain. It happens, it hurts a bit, but mostly you're relieved that your nuts were missed, so you walk it off and get back to the game...and then the burning begins...and keeps going...and going...and going.........going...........goi....
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cricket ball is the worst.
actually a paintball at close range rates pretty highly as well.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Not that I'm being insensitive to your pain, but ask any woman who has given child birth what that feels like! harden up
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Haha. This is the funniest thread ever.
I love it when guys forget their box and decide to go into the nets without one. From there on it just becomes target practise.
Hockey is another pretty dangerous sport for this.
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I'm resisting the urge to tell you all to "Harden Up!"

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Oceanic6 wrote:
Not that I'm being insensitive to your pain, but ask any woman who has given child birth what that feels like! harden up
 
Women quite often optionally give birth more than once,ive never heard a man say "I could sure go for another kick in the nuts"
 
Therefore by logic alone,getting kicked in the nuts is worse than child birth

Allegedly

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Tegal wrote:
Oceanic6 wrote:
Not that I'm being insensitive to your pain, but ask any woman who has given child birth what that feels like! harden up
 
Women quite often optionally give birth more than once,ive never heard a man say "I could sure go for another kick in the nuts"
 
Therefore by logic alone,getting kicked in the nuts is worse than child birth
Granted no man wants to be kicked in the groin area. 
 
Even though child birth is optional, obvioulsy by doing it we're keeping the human race going. My last point is that most women forget the pain of child birth not long after but going through it is hell.  which is probably why some men choose to not to be in the delivery room.  Could you honestly say you'd want to give that a go???
 
 
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Males get hit in the Johnson, on average, far more than women give birth.  So overall we have it worse off and I think the women should all harden up...

...awaits abuse.
loyalgunner2009-08-10 15:57:33
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the only pain i've experienced worse was when i dislocated my knee. Scottishbhoy2009-08-10 18:05:34

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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funnily enough on Sat night a TV show had a guy experimenting with a contraption to simulate contractions, to test to see whether he could handle the pain. he gave up after 2 hours when the contractions were only 5 minutes apart.
I have been with my wife in the delivery room through both our child's births (16 hours & 4 hours) and I can honestly say there is nothing non life threatening as painful as childbirth.
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Oceanic6 wrote:
Not that I'm being insensitive to your pain, but ask any woman who has given child birth what that feels like! harden up

I never had an epidural or a never ending supply of Nitros Oxide last time I got kicked in the nuts.
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kiwi pie wrote:
Oceanic6 wrote:
Not that I'm being insensitive to your pain, but ask any woman who has given child birth what that feels like! harden up

I never had an epidural or a never ending supply of Nitros Oxide last time I got kicked in the nuts.
If you knew you were about to get kicked in the sack, wouldnt you take something to numb the pain?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Just reading this thread makes me squint. ouch!!
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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oceanic6 wrote:
Not that I'm being insensitive to your pain, but ask any woman who has given child birth what that feels like! harden up
 
Childbirth! You're lucky, this is what we have to deal with:
 
Junior822009-08-12 12:34:59

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You know we belong together...

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That makes me cringe. Dear sweet mother of god.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ha. That guys is the definition of idiot.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wht the F, would you want to put lighter fluid there and light it? DOH. Got what he deserved.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Just makes me lol tbh
You know we belong together...

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