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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Don't mistake the tone of my posting. I wasn't gloating merely stating the facts. I only touched the ball four times all game and had nothing to gloat about.
 
It's good to hear they've assembled a new squad and will be competitive. Cap 4 and 5 aren't very different so if it had been more of the same - apparently they'd struggled all season - it would have been a long 2008. Hopefully they picked up a new keeper too. It wasn't that he was bad, but he was what could only call eccentric. He roared at full volume everytime he tried to close down a player and wasted so much time lying face down in the mud, refusing to get up and play on. With around 10 minutes to go he switched to defence, continued roaring at opponents and about the 85th-ish minute jumped on top of one of our players to get himself sent off. No-one on our team could figure out why he'd done it. He'd yelled something about leaving someone alone, but nothing had actually happened. Neither team showed much enthusiasm for the game after that. The chap was heard boasting after the game that "I told you I'd get sent off one more time before retiring" to someone on thr sidelines, so we figured he'd planned it.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The biggest result I have played in was Marist 11- Waikanae 0 in the Chatham Cup last year.

As a keeper I try to forget the worst thrashings I've played in as quickly as possibly, though I think ive gone down 7-2 in a 25 minute each way game once....
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
don't count trainings aye bud ;) ? i remember 1 or 2 trainings/kickabouts where I was irrepressible <- great word.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
el grapadura wrote:
2ndBest wrote:
How do people remember thier score from 10+ years ago.  I can barely remember last seasons..


If you lose 16-4 I think you remember it for the rest of your life...
 
Well, that and the constant reminder of the monthly therapy bills for the rest of my life

UniGoldenrods - Propping up Capital Football since 1994

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
1992
Waimate High School 11 Kurow Area School 0

I was playing left wing (old school), and never went past half way.  Last (and first) proper game I played for 12 years.

My high school team was rubbish too, which is why no-one with any sense went near them.  Losing by double figures in every inter-school doesn't do much for recruitment.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We beat Stratford 21-0 once. I got 8.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
petonetilidie wrote:
We beat Stratford 21-0 once. I got 8.

This has no context- a bit like Romario sayiong he scored 1000 career goals, when some of them were training games against the upper amazonian u/12's

Who beat stratford, what grade, what were the overhead conditions..mumble,mumble....


Salmon swim upstream

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
our best cap 1 result was this weekend 7-0 vs petone

our worst was last year though, last game of season 10-1 vs miramar ouch, I blame myself, I marked peter halstead second half, he scored about 3 past me lol, didn't help I played a full game before that hahaha
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Feverish wrote:
Cap Prem 2005
Wharfies 7 - Upper Hutt 0
scorers: Wingbak4eva 3, Feverish 2, Frankie Mac 1 , Suggate 1
 
Those were the days...
 
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
SiNZ wrote:
Don't mistake the tone of my posting. I wasn't gloating merely stating the facts. I only touched the ball four times all game and had nothing to gloat about.
 
It's good to hear they've assembled a new squad and will be competitive. Cap 4 and 5 aren't very different so if it had been more of the same - apparently they'd struggled all season - it would have been a long 2008. Hopefully they picked up a new keeper too. It wasn't that he was bad, but he was what could only call eccentric. He roared at full volume everytime he tried to close down a player and wasted so much time lying face down in the mud, refusing to get up and play on. With around 10 minutes to go he switched to defence, continued roaring at opponents and about the 85th-ish minute jumped on top of one of our players to get himself sent off. No-one on our team could figure out why he'd done it. He'd yelled something about leaving someone alone, but nothing had actually happened. Neither team showed much enthusiasm for the game after that. The chap was heard boasting after the game that "I told you I'd get sent off one more time before retiring" to someone on thr sidelines, so we figured he'd planned it.
i know the goalie your talking about not even a golie at all plays capital 13 at best normaly, from what ive heard he took out your player beacuse he got aggressive towards one of the youngsters, dont worry im sure thats not his 1st red card or last just that type of player, think back on that game not sure were the usual 2nds guys were but it wasent a stong team anyway and then fill ins from junior grades dosent help much, team is looking to be more succesfull in cap 5 which a proper team set up and fancy track suits
riise2008-04-09 07:46:51
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hard News wrote:
Will he stay in 14, or do you see him being kidnapped by the Salmon ?


Our french import is hopefully staying with us! if only he would sign the contract i could stop worrying..
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I played for Wharfes at Park Island a few years back (1992????) and we lost 9-1.  Everytime they scored, they played some f**king song over the tannoy, and everyone was sick of it by the end of the game.  I scored our 1, and got man of the match - never been so embarressed collecting a mon award in my life.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
SiNZ wrote:
Don't mistake the tone of my posting. I wasn't gloating merely stating the facts. I only touched the ball four times all game and had nothing to gloat about.
 
It's good to hear they've assembled a new squad and will be competitive. Cap 4 and 5 aren't very different so if it had been more of the same - apparently they'd struggled all season - it would have been a long 2008. Hopefully they picked up a new keeper too. It wasn't that he was bad, but he was what could only call eccentric. He roared at full volume everytime he tried to close down a player and wasted so much time lying face down in the mud, refusing to get up and play on. With around 10 minutes to go he switched to defence, continued roaring at opponents and about the 85th-ish minute jumped on top of one of our players to get himself sent off. No-one on our team could figure out why he'd done it. He'd yelled something about leaving someone alone, but nothing had actually happened. Neither team showed much enthusiasm for the game after that. The chap was heard boasting after the game that "I told you I'd get sent off one more time before retiring" to someone on thr sidelines, so we figured he'd planned it.
 
Worst thing about that guy was he was in charge of a 15th grade (i think) team for Wainuiomata. I played in the team in the above grade and the guy was crazy on the sideline without really having any idea what was going on and what he was doing. From what I've heard I don't think hes playing or coaching this season.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wellington Cool vS aranui??? I think thats the club. It was about 14-0 at halftime so we gave them half the team. james Apples and dave Holmes scored 2 each for the them i think! finished something like 19-5! Crazy
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It was Arakura......is that in Wainui somewhere?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
1991  aotea college v wainui   we thumped them 15-0  i got 5 goals  and a hatrick in three minutes

biggest loss i've been in a 6-2 thrashing versus stokes valley last season
giddyup2008-04-12 09:07:46
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Tyler wrote:
It was Arakura......is that in Wainui somewhere?
 
yes it is
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hutt Valley High School 1st 11 beat the 2nd 11 21-0 last year... sad thing was they only had 9 players and they still f**ked us
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ouch 
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
the Wgtn United 9th grade Dynamos dominated the Mar leopards last weekend with a 8-1 thumping.  Not bad for my managerial debut
 
 
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Mar leopards are rubbish tho
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
bushcrab wrote:
Mar leopards are rubbish tho
realy? i would of never picked any of these teams on the end of the trashings to be rubbish
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stop out might even be able to beatem their that rubbish
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
bushcrab wrote:
stop out might even be able to beatem their that rubbish
 
hey hey...let not go overboard here
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
yea srry bit carried away
 
2ndbest counting on another clean sheet this weekend
 
 
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
bushcrab wrote:
yea srry bit carried away
 
2ndbest counting on another clean sheet this weekend
 
 
Certainly wouldn't mind one
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
 Way back in '79,Central League 3...RAUMATI HEARTS 9 vs DOUGLAS VILLA 3
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

napier boys high school colts 24, Hastings boys colts 0. that was in 2001. great day.

thebats12008-04-17 15:06:41
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Might win golden boot though
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Poor keeper must have one of the worst records you're ever likely to see
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Salmon07 wrote:
[QUOTE=petonetilidie]We beat Stratford 21-0 once. I got 8.

This has no context- a bit like Romario sayiong he scored 1000 career goals, when some of them were training games against the upper amazonian u/12's

Who beat stratford, what grade, what were the overhead conditions..mumble,mumble....


[/QUOTE/]
 
Ithink we should have a match salmon vs universale....would be a good game for the cards
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
we parklands won 21 nil last year over hornby - scored 3. U16 lvl
 
In Scotland i was involved in about 3 15-nil loses.
 

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Should rename this thread- Universale match reports after the Wgtn Utd Newbies in Div 14 notched another thrashing yesterday- 15-0!

are you sick of it yet? clearly in the wrong league!

Salmon swim upstream

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

was a good win considering the conditions, and the league is a little tiresome indeed, though upper hutt also had a large thrashing in the weeknd...

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Salmon07 wrote:
Should rename this thread- Universale match reports after the Wgtn Utd Newbies in Div 14 notched another thrashing yesterday- 15-0!

are you sick of it yet? clearly in the wrong league!
 
yea, it is getting a little tedious. If we bet upper hutt easily i'll be protesting we get moved! the only place we will go is 14a though, hopefully that can fulfill our needs!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think 14A is considered the same as you guys.  Maybe they will split the top of A and B into a 14, and the rest in to a 15  ?

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hard News wrote:
I think 14A is considered the same as you guys.  Maybe they will split the top of A and B into a 14, and the rest in to a 15  ?
 
yeah i think that is what happens HN, thats what happened with 13 last year anyway. What i was getting at is if the teams in 14a will be heaps better, i just dont want the team to move into effectively the same division/level..
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
FEDERATION PREMIER 2001
P W D L GF GA Pts W%
Wgtn United 18 12 4 2 58 25 40 66.7
Island Bay United 18 10 5 3 52 25 35 55.6
Western Suburbs 18 11 1 6 43 27 34 61.1
Lower Hutt City 18 9 4 5 42 26 31 50.0
Olympic 18 8 4 6 43 33 28 44.4
Petone 18 8 2 8 36 31 26 44.4
Waterside Karori 18 7 3 8 35 28 24 38.9
Miramar Rangers 18 6 4 8 28 38 22 33.3
Tawa 18 4 3 11 21 49 15 22.2
Coast United 18 0 0 18 7 83 0 0.0Thats a thrashing!! We tried hard though!!ONREE2008-04-21 16:24:20
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