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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
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NZ football directive on language contains some funny examples. I like this one especially:

"You are a f****** c***", said to a female player.

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It appeared yesterday on the Capital Football website; I'd seen no other reference to it before then.
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"You muslims/christians are..."

Wholesome, decent people with good values?

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Toffeeman66 wrote:
"You are a f****** c***", said to a female player. 

So its ok to say to a male player?
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AJ13 wrote:

Toffeeman66 wrote:
"You are a f****** c***", said to a female player.�
So its ok to say to a male player?


Only if it is truthful and he is a f****** c***.

I let my guitar speak for me

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VimFuego wrote:
AJ13 wrote:

Toffeeman66 wrote:
"You are a f****** c***", said to a female player. 
So its ok to say to a male player?


Only if it is truthful and he is a f****** c***.
More likely to be said to a Ref.

A dog with a bone :)

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Buffon II wrote:
"You muslims/christians are..."

Wholesome, decent people with good values?
 
actually quite similar when you get to know each other.
 
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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A player slips over on soggy ground or slips over on wet grass while shooting for goal and misses, then through sheer frustration and yells louds while looking downwards or upwards, "f**king g*d," or "c**t". This is not directly at umpire, or player or spectator, so it is ok then. Is it OK then to use the good name of god in vain? AngusBeef2011-05-06 10:12:54
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AngusBeef wrote:
Is it OK then to use the good name of god in vain?


Depends which god. Curse out Vishnu and you're looking down the barrel of six weeks off.

Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads



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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Eureka, there are medical and scientific explanations why players behave badly:
1. limited vocab. hence every thrid word has to be "f**k", "c**t", "d**k*, etc
2. limited coordination, hence bobsledding players causing or intending to cause injuries
3. limited reasoning skills, hence unable to understand and follow rules of the game
4. limited cognitive skills, hence striking out randomly and not realising that others have been hurt
5. impaired hearing, hence have to scream all the time
5. limited self worth, hence get jealous about others and take them out physically or verbally
 
Misbehaving players in your round code must have all the above. Then their parents may also suffer from the above, so do their coaches, managers etc.
 
AngusBeef2011-05-09 00:48:35
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You wot?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
..and in 'your oval ball code' where any lip reader can spot the same behaviour? Hard News2011-05-08 22:08:07

How's my driving? - Whine here

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AngusBeef wrote:
A player slips over on soggy ground or slips over on wet grass while shooting for goal and misses, then through sheer frustration and yells louds while looking downwards or upwards, "f**king g*d," or "c**t". This is not directly at umpire, or player or spectator, so it is ok then. Is it OK then to use the good name of god in vain?


Yes. Yes it is.
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