Sorry to hear that. Which clubs do media well?
All MPL/WPL clubs have a website and FB page but how often are they being updated and what is their audience like?
When looking at publicly available info (on current club pages - some have old and/or multiple pages still out there), here are some interesting stats, correct at time of writing, but apolgies if I'm looking at wrong pages or twitter feeds.
All FB pages seem active, with the exception of Western.
Given the relative size of some of these clubs, some interesting results.
MPL
Bays - 313 Facebook page likes; Twitter - 14 followers, last updated Jan 2013
Cashmere - 535 FB page likes; Twitter - 49 followers; last updated Oct 2015
Coastal - 865 FB page likes; Twitter - 257 followers, last updated today
FC2011 - 835 FB page likes; Twitter - none found
Halswell - 640 FB page likes; Twitter - none found
Nelson Suburbs - 784 FB page likes; Twitter - none found
UC Football - 1,428 FB page likes; Twitter - 71 followers, last updated today
Western - No active FB page; Twitter - 22 followers; last update Jan 2012
WPL clubs
Parklands - 439 FB page likes; Twitter - 44 followers; last updated last week
Waimak - 862 FB page likes; Twitter - 88 followers; last update today
Tasman - 142 FB page likes; Twitter - none found (there is a twitter account for the national league entry, but they aren't tweeting about WPL team)
Just for the record - Selwyn 995 Likes - Twitter 35 followers ; last updated 3 days ago
Wow Dragoon. Just wait until those hundreds of young Selwyn kids running around at Foster are old enough to get their own FB pages.
He will be very old by that stage.