Both Dando (aka Ando aka Chris aka moaning myrtle) and Andy Tuckey are absolute tripe. With Ando being more tripe than Andy. How Ando made the Otago united squad a few years ago I'll never know, for as long as I've watched him he's always been as per Vims description but sharkter if thts a word.
Who ever this guy is I don't remember noticing him during a game but he could go and play Sunday League.
Do Coastal Rovers need a striker?