Miramar: Petone-Stop Out-Lower Hutt-Olympic-Wests
Petone: Miramar-Wests
A dog with a bone :)
Although Woodcock and Park Life had allready given the trophy to the Mar, this is a pretty even three way race... Lower Hutt are still in the hunt as well.. Apart from the great result, I don't know how the match went yesterday but I am sure that Hutt are full of confidence for the return match... The Greeks and Wests have never had great relationships with Mar so are sure licking thier lips at the chance to knock them over... Without getting to involved with the crystal ball does anyone apart from Woodcock and Park Life believe Mar can take maximum points from Petone, Hutt Olympic & Wests???
protested the former All White's innocence to Cross. A stunned de Gregorio also swore at Cross, saying "this is f...ing bullsh*t". He was sent off for dissent.
Competition leader Petone headed back to the capital, having secured the two results it wanted in the Central League Football competition on Saturday.
If picking up three competition points by beating Team Taranaki 3-0 at New Plymouth's Yarrow Stadium was satisfying for the visiting side, then being told Lower Hutt City had scored an upset 2-0 against Miramar was the icing on the cake.
Petone and Miramar are at the top of the competition ladder at the business end of the season, and Saturday's results were just what Petone needed to keep the pressure on.
Miramar remains in the box seat, however, with three games in hand through Chatham Cup matches it played during the competition.
Team Taranaki would have fancied its chances of an upset heading to the halftime break, after a scoreless first 45 minutes.
Playing with a strong southerly wind on its back in the opening half, the home side created a greater number of chances.
The best opportunity Taranaki had to open the scoring was when Nathan Hill had a strike 10m out in front, the powerful blow hitting Petone striker Neil Barclay in the groin, felling him.
The wind was always going to be a factor, and Petone was a lot more organised playing with it in the second half.
Taranaki looked to be in trouble 10 minutes into the spell when Karl Dolan was pulled up and cautioned by referee Campbell Waugh for a hard tackle on Petone's Chris Sambrooke out on the right flank.
Dolan was subbed and the decision to let him off with a warning riled the Petone camp, who made sure the referee heard they disapproved.
Five minutes later the frowns in the Petone faces turned to smiles.
Barclay, the tallest player on the field, put in a nice cross and the ball landed at the feet of Petone midfielder Michael Pickering 15m out on the right side. Pickering wasted no time in rocketing the ball into the net to put his side 1-0 up.
Petone's second goal was in the 28th minute from a spot penalty by Paul Whitmarsh, the referee ruling a Petone player was taken down in the box. With 10 minutes left on the clock, Petone delivered the final blow, with replacement forward Scott Clayton taking advantage of a mix-up in the Taranaki defence to nail a goal from point-blank range.
To its credit, Taranaki never gave up and battled away to the final whistle without ever looking like scoring a consolation goal.
Outstanding players for Taranaki were Nick Betteridge and Hill, while departing skipper James Grieve contributed well both on defence and attack
Team Taranaki forward Tyson Brandt tussles for the ball with Petone captain David Lane in a Central League Football match at Yarrow Stadium on Saturday. Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
Marist had a disappointing end to its Central League season, losing 1-0 at Memorial Park against Porirua side Western Suburbs on Saturday.
Marist sits in fifth place but with teams below it having up to four games remaining it's probable it will end lower.
Coach Steve Green can't explain what went wrong other than neither side had a lot to play for.
"End-of-season blues - that's all I can put it down to," Green said. "It wasn't that they were better than us because neither team created a lot in front of goal."
Apart from the goal scored by former YoungHeart Manawatu player Ben Feld and a shot from Adam Cowan that hit the crossbar in the first spell, there were few open chances for either team.
"It's a disappointing end for us and instead of finishing fifth we're likely to end up seventh. Considering how well we've played in the latter part of the season our position doesn't reflect [this]."
A hailstorm midway saw referee Antony Riley asking Marist captain Scott Robson if he wanted to continue as the pitch became slippery.
It was an amazing sight as the pitch turned white. While play continued, it was a different case on the sideline with both sets of substitutes and coaching staff racing to the shelter of the changing sheds.
"The weather was so good when I went down there in the morning I never bothered to put the dugouts up," Green said.
"The hail didn't help us as we had been playing quite well until then, but afterwards we were too slow at everything we did and there was no purpose in our game."
Green said the season wasn't ending for most of the team, with those in the frame for YoungHeart Manawatu having a couple of weeks off before training begins, if a coach is ever named. The rest will be readying themselves for the big Marist national tournament, with Green wanting to put together a strong side.
An own goal stopped Massey University from securing an away draw with second-placed Wellington Marist in Wellington on Saturday as it lost 1-0, to remain in a battle for fourth place.
The top two places in the Western Premiership were sewn up on Saturday. With their wins, North End and Red Sox Manawatu advance to the first stage of the Central League playoffs, meeting the top-two Hawke's Bay-Poverty Bay sides.
North End wrapped up the league with a 7-0 thumping of a disappointing Valeron team, while Red Sox Manawatu was made to work hard for its 1-0 win over Massey University.
In other games, Marist Reserves beat Palmerston North Boys' High School 3-2 and Linton left itself firmly entrenched at the bottom of the league as it was dumped 7-0 at home by Wanganui City.
The final-round battle for the Mid-Central League title remains on course with both Red Sox A and Massey International winning.
Massey International beat Red Sox Manawatu Rovers 6-0 while Red Sox Manawatu A Team beat Wanganui Athletic seconds 5-2.
Both sides are locked on 43 points, though Massey has one loss. Incredibly, between the two sides they've scored 132 goals and conceded 22 in 31 games.
They will meet at the end of the season to decide the league, which is just below a Western Premiership competition where both teams would likely beat all but the top four sides.


Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
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Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

O btw, can some tell me how a club with 20 somthing junior teams can only provide 3 ball boys for a CL game?

O btw, can some tell me how a club with 20 somthing junior teams can only provide 3 ball boys for a CL game?
O btw, can some tell me how a club with 20 somthing junior teams can only provide 3 ball boys for a CL game?
Boring Bottom Battles and Tough Top End Tussles
Park Life is the Fever's finger on local football's pulse. Like your old uncle Trevor we're getting a bit forgetful and a bit lazy and we fart inappropriately all the time. But you know you love us.
Lower Hutt upset Miramar's apple cart at boggy Centennial
The run in to the league title got a bit more interesting this weekend when The Mar got upset royally by McIntyre's Hutt. Both sides came into the fixture off strong victories from last Saturday�s league matches. Miramar beat Wellington United 3-1 at home and Lower Hutt crushed Taranaki 4-0 at Fraser Park.
Miramar held the recent advantage over Lower Hutt winning three out of the last four encounters in Central League action, including 4-0 in last year�s fixture at Bell Park. Lower Hutt�s last success came in 2005 when they defeated Miramar in both fixtures: 3-2 at home and 3-1 away.
Miramar was without the unavailable Tommy Smith and Dominic Rowe. This saw Gerard Brown assuming a lone role upfront and Nik Tromp coming back into the middle with Michael Eagar and Elderly David Batty. The Miramar back four of Chotey, Woody, Dicey and Far stayed the same and familiar Deputy Dilbert took his customary place between the sticks.
Lower Hutt have been in good form lately with wins over Wests, Petone, Napier and Taranaki as well as a draw with Olympic. They sport Central League's leading goal scorer Pedro 5 Goals Garcia who had 14 goals to his credit leading into this match. Team Wellington players Luis OK Corrales, Sam Ginger Ronaldo Blackburn and Peter Beach Muscles Howe, along with veteran Phil Captain Fantastic Paterson, make for a powerful lineup.
The game started in cloudy and windy conditions on what can only be described as a sh*thouse Centennial Park surface.
Miramar thought they had opened the scoring even faster than Brazil against the Lolywhites but Tromp�s 2nd minute strike off a Van Hattum fumble was ruled out for offside. As the half went on though Lower Hutt were the stronger with Phil Paterson and Peter Howe starting to dominate possession and look threatening in the middle.
Chote just about made it 1-0 in the 20th minute. Tony Wall was given space just outside the box his pass found Chote who cut inside his defender and produced a magnificent left-footed shot from just outside the box that Van Hattum just managed to finger onto the crossbar.
Lower Hutt continued to press though and in the 25th minute a magnificent cross from the right flank by Luis Corrales found Peter Howe on the edge on the penalty spot whose looping header flew over the outstretched hand of Hall and fell onto the top of the crossbar.
As the half wore on both sides pressed for a goal, with Brown for Miramar and Gerson Valle for Hutt both putting close chances wide. So at half time it remained 0-0.
The second half began with Lower Hutt pressing strongly for an opening goal, and in the 47th minute Pedro Garcia obliged. A poor clearance from the Miramar defence was pounced on by an unmarked Garcia 35 metes out from goal. Garcia looked up and fired a looping right footed shot towards goal; it lofted over the outstretched hand of a backtracking Dilbert and fell in under the bar to give Lower Hutt a 1-0 lead.
Miramar made their first substitution in the 65th minute when Brook Tozer came off for Eternally Injured Irishman Graham Mulvey, Tony Wall would follow shortly for Chris Peck. But ageing fresh legs off the bench did nothing and Lower Hutt continued to control the game as the half progressed. Hutt were producing attacking raids down the flanks through Ginger Ronaldo and Luis Corrales who were creating openings for Garcia upfront which kept the Miramar defence busy.
Lower Hutt added a second in the 70th minute. Sam Blackburn delivered a corner that was partially saved by Hall and cleared but in the aftermath Phil Patterson popped up at the near post, controlled the ball and smashed it past an oncoming Hall to give Lower Hutt a 2-0 lead with a straight forward finish.
Throughout the half Miramar struggled to produce anything threatening. Their best chance occurred when a free-kick from Evergreen David Batty was pushed over the bar by Van Hattum in the 80th minute.
Time was called a few minutes later and Lower Hutt became the first side since Western Suburbs (who won 4-0 in May 2007) to defeat Miramar at home in a Central League match.
Miramar remain in second place in the league, 4 points behind leaders Petone with 3 games in hand. These two play each other again next week in a game that could just about define the Mar's on-again off-again season.
Petone Power On by Punishing Poor Naki
Petone cemented their position at the top of the Big Travel League with a 3-0 away win over successful-but-not-giant-killing Taranaki in a result that would have been all that much sweeter when the above Mar-Hutt result was read out in the clubrooms.
Park Life has waxed lyrical all year about Petone in the sort of horrendously sycophantic drivel that makes regular readers of part-time bloggery disappear in their droves so we thought this time we'd just skip it.
The Naki have a few handy players worth a mention. Young Tyson Brandt can play. James Grieve has been a resolute leader for them through a rough season and they will miss him for the last couple of matches. The other stand out is Nick Betteridge who has proven his ability in this league in a team devoid of stars.
This season's Naki are a strong argument for the continuation of a playoff system, showing, as they do, that given time and security, teams can improve to the level of the league they're in.
Petone, ironically, have proven that the strongest in the league below from Wellington is more than capable of doing very well in the league above. So they're a great example for those who argue against the promotion relegation playoff.
Who is right? Who knows? Park Life is so confused.
What we do know is that the three points here secured by goals to Pickering, Whitmarsh and Clayton gives Petone a four point buffer and a genuine chance of securing the league title if other results go their way and they defeat the Mar this weekend.
Jimbo Cruyff Count: 2.
Red Puma Boot Attractiveness Score: 10
Park Life's gossip for the week: Brockie to fly back into the Mar's starting lineup against Petone this weekend!
It's going to be a fascinating run out to the season and that's a fact.
Napier Destroy Understrength Olympic at Levin
While Raf and Shaun were busy complaining to the Dominion about Cross and Palmer was convening inquiries Napier were travelling by bus to Donnelly to play nobody you'd know.
Without the suspended Raf the Best and Fairest, Jimmy the Mouth and Barry The Axe Olympic were forced to call up Danny the Kid and various other randoms to play alongside the reborn Adam Church who was the only name you'd recognise on the pitch and got their only goal.
Napier meanwhile brought their same tried and true lineup and completely outplayed the makeshift Olympic team.
Park Life's Greek spy summed it up when he said: "we were just f*cking sh*t maaaaaaaaate!"
And to that we can add nothing.
Goals for Napier were to Stu Wilson, Andy Pickering and rumoured Team Wellington transfer target Graham Fyfe.
Western Suburbs Reserves in Surprise Win Over Marist
Ben Feld you dark horse! Popping up with the goals that matter Feld's lone strike undid the Pope's Own Marist in the one result of the weekend that Park Life didn't pick in some radio, internet or print missive.
The unexpected three points gives Wests a respectable 21 points equal with early-season- pace-setters-who-blew-their-load-early-again Olympic but with a game in hand over them. Wests have pretty much given up on the Central League now but Coach Calcott would have his fingers crossed behind his back if he told you that finishing ahead of Olympic (who spanked Wests in the opening fixture of the season) wouldn't give him a bit of a smile.
In the all important Reserve grade, where Wests currently field their first team, they had a win � thanks to a Rupe Ryan goal � over Island Bay Disunited that takes them to the safety of mid-table.
In that league Thommo's Mar Ressies and Marist (whose new signing Not Supplied got on the scoreboard in a 4-1 loss to Wairarapa United) will be starting to get a bit nervous.
Battle of the Bottom Sees Stop Out Victorious
The last time Park Life used a crude and relatively unfunny reference to battling bottoms was, contrary to popular belief, not in reference to the startlingly camp Olympic Equestrian riders but in fact to Stop Out playing Taranaki earlier this year.
Taranaki have reformed themselves however and no longer hug the bottom. That job is left to Ross Durant and his merry Oranje and while they can't actually claim the bottom they sure did flirt with it this weekend with a 2-nil pumping at the hands of Stop Out.
Park Life understands that, so desperately in need of players was he, that Rossco � who is staying next year despite forum banter to the contrary � considered donning the boots to reprise his career at WDU that saw him earn an All Whites call up. Rossco, we'll have you know faithful reader, is the only Big Travel League coach to have played international football, we believe*.
Didn't help him or them on Saturday though. They got tonked. Both goals to Matt Biddle. Chairman Ken was seen afterwards with his calculator trying to wring out some pennies to recruit with next year.
*May not be true. We haven't checked.
And that's it for a perplexingly on time Park Life.
Good luck to the Olywhites in their last game against Belgium. Remember you can send them messages of support to the Park Life-setup email address: nzu23s@gmail.com � they love it. A special shout out the Fever's Own Bloggerist Jacob Spoonley.
Thought for the day: does anyone know anything about the Interchallenge Cup between the United Soccer 1 league winners and the Big Travel League winners? We don't.
Ciao.
Park Life
Smithy2008-08-13 10:03:53
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
A dog with a bone :)
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
Team Taranaki soccer coach James Graham wants his team to finish the season on a high note.
That means a win against Napier City Rovers in its last home game this afternoon and a win against Western Suburbs in Wellington in two weeks.
Today's "home" game is at Ingle-wood's Karo Park at the earlier start time of 1pm, rather than at New Plymouth's Yarrow Stadium where the side has been based this season.
"It's new territory for us and hopefully we'll get a bit of luck going our way out there," Graham said yesterday. "We were meant to have been at Yarrow Stadium, but because this is a catch-up game, rugby league had already booked the ground."
Graham said Napier City Rovers would be a difficult opponent.
"We drew 1-1 in the first game of the season and they have some good players," he said. "Looking at the weather forecast, it won't be a pretty game. I don't think there will be much in it ... we just have to get the bounce of the ball and take our chances."
Graham said the sides were due to meet five weeks ago.
"But Napier was still alive in the Chatham Cup and that takes precedence. They made it through to the fifth round before they were beaten."
Graham said it was important for his side to focus on the last two games even though it was third from bottom on the points table.
"We want to finish on a high and take three points from each game," he said.
"The guys have worked hard and this is our last chance at home."
Graham said he was trying to organise a game next week before the Suburbs match.
"We need to play, otherwise it's stop, start. You lose your edge, your sharpness."
TEAM TARANAKI: Michael Reive, Elvin Hunt, Andrew Thomson, Stephen Kibby, Ritchie Burkitt, Matt Sigurdsson, Nick Rush, John Sigurdsson, Tyson Brandt, Matthew Kelbrick, Jared McElhannan, Josh Herlihy, Michael Somers, Nick Betteridge, Nathan Hill, Karl Dolan.
Miramar 4-0 Petone
Dominic Rowe 2
Graham Mulvey
Craig Alderdice
Miramar Rangers 4 Petone 0
Graham Mulvey 1
Craig Aldedice 1
Dominic Rowe 2
Stop Out 0 Lower Hutt City 6
Pedro Garcias 2
Phil Paterson 1
Jerson Valle 1
Peter Howe 1
Blair Easthope 1
Sunday
Olympic _ Western Suburbs _
P W D L GF GA Pts W%
Petone 17 11 1 5 32 21 34 64.7
Miramar Rangers 14 10 3 1 42 10 33 71.4
Lower Hutt City 16 9 3 4 52 27 30 56.3
Napier City Rovers 16 8 3 5 40 30 27 50.0
Palm Nth Marist 18 6 5 7 34 32 23 33.3
Olympic 15 6 3 6 34 31 21 40.0
Western Suburbs 14 6 3 5 26 28 21 42.9
Team Taranaki 16 5 1 10 16 33 16 31.3
Wellington United 17 5 0 12 20 36 15 29.4
Stop Out 17 2 2 13 19 67 8 11.8
OUch OUCH OUCH!!!

Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
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Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
Peoples Republik of Aucklandia
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
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Dave Johnson 1
Rupert Ryan 1
P W D L GF GA Pts
Petone 17 11 1 5 32 21 34
Miramar Rangers 14 10 3 1 42 10 33
Lower Hutt City 16 9 3 4 52 27 30
Napier City Rovers 16 8 3 5 40 30 27
Western Suburbs 15 7 3 5 28 28 24
Palm Nth Marist 18 6 5 7 34 32 23
Olympic 16 6 3 7 34 31 23
Team Taranaki 16 5 1 10 16 33 16
Wellington United 17 5 0 12 20 36 15
Stop Out 17 2 2 13 19 67 8
Team Taranaki is scouting for potent strike weapons for next season, following its disappointing 4-1 loss to Napier City Rovers on Saturday.
With just one game remaining in the side's 2008 Central League football campaign, specialist strikers are top of the wish list for head coach James Graham.
If proof was needed that Taranaki's top soccer team was short of sharp shooters, then Saturday's game against Napier City Rovers at Inglewood's Karo Park provided it.
Taranaki leaked a couple of soft early goals through sloppy defence, but came back into the game creating a host of excellent scoring chances.
But it managed to get the ball into the back of the net just the once and that was when it was already 3-0 down.
A minute before halftime, forward Karl Dolan burst between two Napier defenders and beat the keeper to put the home side on the board.
Taranaki started the second half stronglym but once again the finishing was astray.
If that wasn't frustrating enough for the home supporters, the final straw came 15 minutes into the second spell.
Napier won the ball and pushed it forward quickly and found sharp shooter Stu Wilson.
Wilson made no mistake with the finish to give him a hat-trick of goals and take the score out to 4-1.
Adding salt to the wound was the fact the Napier player who passed the ball to Wilson appeared to be offside.
The difference between the teams was that Napier made 80% of its opportunities count, while Taranaki's shots, bar one - several from close range - went wide, over the top of the crossbar or into the side netting.
The muddy ground conditions at Karo Park, especially around the northern end goal, made ball control particularly difficult.
Taranaki goalkeeper Michael Reive suffered and, by his usual high standard, had a poor game on defence. His frustration overflowed on occasions.
"I can't fault the boys for effort, but again we just can't put the ball away," said Graham, summing up his side's final home game of the season.
"The game is about finishing - the same as every sport.
"That's where we've lacked all year, really."
In his end of year report, Graham said he would be recommending to the Team Taranaki board to recruit two specialist strikers to start next season.
The win has Napier fourth on the table behind Petone, Miramar Rangers and Lower Hutt City.
Standout players for Napier were its goal- scoring forwards, Wilson and Creig Henslee, who kept the Taranaki defenders on their toes.
Taranaki's final game of the season is against Western Suburbs in the capital on Saturday, August 30.

Team Taranaki forward Nathan Hill beats Napier City Rovers defender Jason Pepping to the ball during their Central League football match at Inglewood's Karo Park on Saturday. Rovers won the match 4-1.
