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Park Life: Fever's Finger, Footy's Pulse

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What is this 1st team splinters rubbish?
Love the strip btw! Do u have socks too?
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Refers to 2B who has been relegated to Capital One keeping duties and bench duties for Titanic's first team.
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Your advert from neon mammals has misspelt 'Digital' as 'Digitial' by the way
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It's the parkie way.
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Check the Twitter add as well.

Consistently rubbish is Parkie's motto, well one of Parkie's motto's.  Youse are all c**ts is another one.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
GenericFan wrote:
Your advert from neon mammals has misspelt 'Digital' as 'Digitial' by the way


not the first time i've kept the fever crew on their toes with spelling ;)
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
About the scuffle, The secretary - Jane frater and her Husband is the chairman. sounds about right
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
PL8
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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wot, no Park Life?

Salmon swim upstream

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It's there. Check twitter.com/park_life for the link.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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almost 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Excellent. 3 mentions in a row by my reckoning my second ever hat trick.
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
14 - jesus that Park Life muppet just won't quit will he!

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
If only he was as lazy as you...
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Amen.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Parklife SUX

Founder

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Smithy wrote:
14 - jesus that Park Life muppet just won't quit will he!
 
I'm sure his/her 4 readers appreciate the effort.
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Amazing stuff!

In the Football Central Premier League he has Wainui travelling north to Upper Hutt but continue to the fixture list at the bottom of the article and it shows, correctly, the game at Prouse.
 
He reckons that Upper Hutt, after raiding Lower Hutt's playing stocks, have steadied the speed-wobbles of a couple of weeks ago.  There was no raid on anyone - UH doesn't do that.  After some internal problems at LH I assume, three players approached UH.  One of these has played part of two Premier games.
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
If LisaKi reads the bit about Kosta there'll be some major bitch slapping happening.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Mr Blobby wrote:

Amazing stuff!

In the Football Central Premier League he has Wainui travelling north to Upper Hutt but continue to the fixture list at the bottom of the article and it shows, correctly, the game at Prouse.
 
He reckons that Upper Hutt, after raiding Lower Hutt's playing stocks, have steadied the speed-wobbles of a couple of weeks ago.  There was no raid on anyone - UH doesn't do that.  After some internal problems at LH I assume, three players approached UH.  One of these has played part of two Premier games.


Tad defensive huh?

Parky has never been known for his accuracy.
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
the bit parky missed
 
In the Wimmins Central League, Waterside Karori have opened up a two point lead over Massey with three games to play. The teams have still to meet each other for the second time. Sitting under them are Marist, Seatoun and Wellington United �who have dropped a spot since going to the international market. At the foot of the table BNU and Upper Hutt and battling to avoid the wooden spoon � the teams meet this weekend. Parky picks Upper Hutt to get their second win of the season.
Stop Out�s draw with North Wellington last weekend should be enough to see them take out the Premier grade. Meanwhile Petone Pure have amassed 62 goals (against).
In Div 1 Karori are undefeated � Wellington Utd and BNU pursuing them all the way.
Sitting at the foot of the tables are our friends Petone Puma with a record of zero goals for and 23 against (in three matches). Someone buy them a bus licence.
 This Sundays games
KO Cup 1pm Wakefield
Wharfies v Massey  (2-0)
Central League
Wgtn Utd v Lower Hutt (2-2)
Seatoun v Marist (1-1)
Upper Hutt v BNU (2-0)

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
no parky this week?
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I bet Parky was banking on no-one noticing.
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
lazy f**k
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
energy24.7 wrote:
lazy f**k

QFT
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
anyone seen a BNU team in new flash sweatshirts?
 
This from the geezer who ripped off St Pats Coll
 

BIG SPENDER

It was a complicated system, but simple enough for David Don.

Taking advantage of the knowledge that staff at St Pat's could be reimbursed for expenses, he forged payment reimbursement schedules, authorising payment to himself and transferring money from the school accounts.

He disguised payments to look as if they were legitimate � such as forging $90,271 in payment to Leading Edge Advance Technologies, a company that did work with the school. Some of the money was put into the bank accounts of a family member and a friend.

Using this method, he plucked money from the school accounts to pay for everything from prostitutes to a king-sized waterbed, his mortgage and hotel rooms.

He also spent $1107 on personalised sweatshirts for a Brooklyn football team and stayed the night at the Brentwood Hotel under the school's name, ticking up a room service bill of $182.50.

While he was at it, he made 22 lump-sum payments worth $34,227 on his mortgage for a house owned jointly with wife Karen

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Feverish wrote:
anyone seen a BNU team in new flash sweatshirts?
 
This from the geezer who ripped off St Pats Coll
 

BIG SPENDER

It was a complicated system, but simple enough for David Don.

Taking advantage of the knowledge that staff at St Pat's could be reimbursed for expenses, he forged payment reimbursement schedules, authorising payment to himself and transferring money from the school accounts.

He disguised payments to look as if they were legitimate � such as forging $90,271 in payment to Leading Edge Advance Technologies, a company that did work with the school. Some of the money was put into the bank accounts of a family member and a friend.

Using this method, he plucked money from the school accounts to pay for everything from prostitutes to a king-sized waterbed, his mortgage and hotel rooms.

He also spent $1107 on personalised sweatshirts for a Brooklyn football team and stayed the night at the Brentwood Hotel under the school's name, ticking up a room service bill of $182.50.

While he was at it, he made 22 lump-sum payments worth $34,227 on his mortgage for a house owned jointly with wife Karen

 
If it was the Masters Team they would have had to be XXXL  so probably a fair price
 
 
 
 
 
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