Perhaps something along the lines of ...
We enjoy being the FFAs whipping boy ...
We'd love to be Australians ....
Home Games ? We dont need your steenking home games....
No , 3am on a wednesday seems fine to us ...
If Foxtels happy , were ecstactic...
2 months between home games ...you couldnt posssibly make it 3 ?
He ,the joys of being the absolute bottom rung of the O league eh...?