It was all reading very well Fortean times until you said that you were the first to nominate Patrick as a mod. What a calamity that was!! I don't know the background to all this but Tegal appears to Be wrong 99.9 per cent of the time so by the law of averages I'll take Ballanes side on this one.
If somebody who is wrong 99.9% of the time says that I am wrong 99.9% of the time, does that mean I am actually right 99.8% of the time?
I am not going to try and figure that one out, it may result in a looping migrain that just wont end. But I think there is some e very dry humour in there which was funny.