I would put a fiver on someone like Michael Chopra - was a star for Ipswich in 2013 - transfers to Blackpool, gets out of there to Kerala in India and ends up this year at Alloa in Scotland - 400,000 euro, proven zippy goal scorer, 31 years old, off the rails and ernie brings him back into the fold from the wilderness at a price we can affordish...
Pity about the gambling and general KFC addiction.
OR we can Berbatov for a cool million E