Jingle Bells
Auckland Smells
Football ran away.
Oh what fun it is to sing
With the Fever here today!
HEY
or this
jingle bells
queensland smells
phoenix will blow you away
oh what fun it will be
to take 3 points today
HEY

I'm sorry Footy Mum, but that is bloody terrible, have you
actually tried singing it? 

10 out of 10 for effort, less for execution ( a bit like the
Phoenix really)



stupid PC bollocks...