It's due to the absolutely boring football on offer. Why do you kid yourself with all these excuses?
Because, despite what you may believe, "boring" is not an objective quality. If you were saying "sloppy finishing", I'd 100% agree with you, but I honestly wasn't bored today.
Seriously, what are you talking about?
'Finishing' - you've got to create chances to finish. We created none.
[paragraph deleted as does not make sense in cold light of day when sober]