Gold Coast Specific Chants

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Things don't need to end after a second run through either... just keep it rolling...

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

clap...clap...clap clap clap...clap clap clap clap..Shandong!!

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I think a goal for this match would be to get Mossy and Smeltz to give us a wave. That would be most pleasing.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I'd like to see this one come out often during the season but this week seems like a good time to debut it. Hopefully someone else agrees as I won't be along. Tune = Land of Hope and Glory
We hate Gold Coast United
We hate Adelaide too
We hate Melbourne Victory
but the Phoenix we love you!

*then you just launch into one we all know, picking up the tempo on the way:
We love you Phoenix, we do (ect, ect)

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

always liked that one (albeit starting it with "Nottingham Forest" in my youth)

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

tigers wrote:

always liked that one (albeit starting it with "Nottingham Forest" in my youth)

We hate Everton too (they're sh*t!)

We hate Man United

But Liverpool we love you!

C-Diddy2010-08-11 09:45:45

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

We hate Sydney Olympic was the start of my favourite.

We hate Adelaide too

We hate Northern Spirit but

Football Kingz we love you.

Apologies to theprof.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Wongo wrote:

clap...clap...clap clap clap...clap clap clap clap..Shandong!!

Awesome!

Yellow Whever Whanganui

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I had an idea this morning, what about something to the tune of Break My Stride (is the actual title of the song?)

e.g. Last night I had the strangest dream,
You sailed away to China,
Didn't want your wife to find ya,
Why does your wife have to be so mean?
Wouldn't let you leave the Gold Coast what does this mean?

Any potential?

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

FCUoM - This has been on here before, but YF could make this outstanding.

I am a Phoenix fan
I am Wellingtonian
I know what I want,
and I know how to get it,
I wanna destroy (the Gold Coast*)

coz I.......
Wanna beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - at Phoenix

*Insert team we are playing

Kiwi Hatter2010-08-11 23:20:34

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Would be immense.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

On a sinking ship Smeltzy yearns
For his Ricki Herbert oven gloves
The pies are hot and ï¿½Newsï¿½ got burned
Through his Ricki Herbert oven gloves
Talk to the hands, talk to the hands
In my Ricki Herbert oven gloves
Dance dance dance dance
In your Ricki Herbert oven gloves

Ooh ooh piccalilli shinpads
Ooh ooh polishing the knave
I like to mastie for the Phoenix
In my Ricki Herbert oven gloves
In my Ricki Herbert oven gloves

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

i'd just give it a bit of "nihao, nihao, nihao" instead of the seagull chant, at random intervals, or when smeltzy's on the ball

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

eddetchon wrote:

i'd just give it a bit of "nihao, nihao, nihao" instead of the seagull chant, at random intervals, or when smeltzy's on the ball

"nihao, nihao, its good to be back, its good to be back"
(hello, hello)

COYN! Beijing, China.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Just to spur the lads on:

"Wellington didn't play well. If they think they are going to get to and win a grand final with a style of performance like that they are kidding themselves."

Maybe a very long banner unfurled when we are 7-0 up?

"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

eddetchon wrote:

i'd just give it a bit of "nihao, nihao, nihao" instead of the seagull chant, at random intervals, or when smeltzy's on the ball

+1..was just about to say exact thing but read page first!

A small town in Europe........looking to bounce straight back up....well that aint going to happen

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Perhaps a chant savant could turn the Hunters and Collectors song Judas Sheep into a smeltz chant?

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

sanday wrote:

Perhaps a chant savant could turn the Hunters and Collectors song Judas Sheep into a smeltz chant?

Chant savant first needs to reclaim his manhood and actually turn up for the game tomorrow!

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

el grapadura wrote:

sanday wrote:

Perhaps a chant savant could turn the Hunters and Collectors song Judas Sheep into a smeltz chant?

Chant savant first needs to reclaim his manhood and actually turn up for the game tomorrow!

Diddy is a HOMO, Diddy is a HOMO, na na na na, na na na na.............

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

HOLY CRAP BEST IDEA YET. To "One Night In Bangkok":

"One night in Shandong and Shane Smeltz came right home
He didn't rate the Chinese Super League
I can hear them coming for their transfer fee."
Doloras2010-08-12 21:50:32

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

He'll shoot
He'll miss
He didn't like the Chinese piss

Smeltzy,
Smeltzy

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

to "disco"

Marco Polo spent more time there
Marco Polo spent more time there
Smeltzy you wuss
You big fat wuss

tigers2010-08-13 07:28:04

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Crockett wrote:

eddetchon wrote:

i'd just give it a bit of "nihao, nihao, nihao" instead of the seagull chant, at random intervals, or when smeltzy's on the ball

"nihao, nihao, its good to be back, its good to be back"(hello, hello)

or

"nihao, nihao, you came crawling back, you came crawling back"

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

if/when we go one nil up

tune = how wide do you want the goal

One more and we're top of the league
One more and we're top of the league

One more and we're top of the league
One more and we're top of the league

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Well let's just hope some of them stick tonight - we will be belting out chim chimeney loud and proud so get involved

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

To the tune "She's a Mod"

Go home Moss, go home Moss, go home Moss, yeah yeah yeah yeah

Go home Moss, go home Moss, yeah yeah

Go home Moss, go home Moss, you dont play here anymore

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

For Smeltzy: "N? shï¿½ shu!
(Thanks Black Plague!)
Footpaul2010-08-13 13:00:41

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You are book??

"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

You are book??

Is it? Google translate tells me it is "Chinese" for "Who are you". Hmm.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Footpaul wrote:

Is it? Google translate tells me it is "Chinese" for "Who are you". Hmm.

Oh, you mean ????

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Ni Hau, Goodbye (to the tune of Hello, GOodbye by the Beatles)

"I dont know why you say Ni Hau, I say goodbye ..."

"Ni Hau, goodbye."

"I dont know why you say Ni Hau, I say goodbye ..."

"Ni Hau, goodbye."

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

you know, I think it's great how everyone pitches in and makes up chants. but also, there should be someone of 'authority' who picks a few and spurs the crowd on, ALL night long. news?

VUW AFC - Victoria University Football for life

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

newzealandpower wrote:

you know, I think it's great how everyone pitches in and makes up chants. but also, there should be someone of 'authority' who picks a few and spurs the crowd on, ALL night long. news?

Whats wrong with you doing it......? (if you're at the game) News has usually got a pie in his mouth so all his chants are muffled

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

newzealandpower wrote:

you know, I think it's great how everyone pitches in and makes up chants. but also, there should be someone of 'authority' who picks a few and spurs the crowd on, ALL night long. news?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I am always there and I do start chants. What I meant is why don't we devise a method whereby mostly some people start the chants with a megaphone or something, much like it happens everywhere else.

I just can't stand those silences. and for example, compare the chants vs Smeltzy from yesterday (4-6 max) with the hundreds of chants vs him last time we played them.

guidance.

VUW AFC - Victoria University Football for life

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

What chants did get off the ground last night????

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

the usual.
1) oh wellington
2) c'mon Phoenix
3) we'll be coming
4) same old aussies
5) singing I-I-Iffy
6) Greenacre
7) Lots of What's the score Mossy
8) A bit of What's the score Smeltzy

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

newzealandpower wrote:

"hundreds" ?? .....come back when you can count

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

more seriously NZP

megaphone - only when Frankie publishes his version of the official Nix song book

guidance = wait til we've found our match fitness

but, to be fair the silences are a drag