"Out-of-towners stay for the weekend!"
Napier roles out the red carpet and mayor announces city holiday.
Locals were amazed to see a group of Wellingtonians not only visit Napier, but check into a motel for two nights, thereby boosting the tourism industry by a massive 50000% for the year to date.
The good news only got better when it was revealed that more Wellingtonians or "fresh meat" would be likely to come and stay during Labour weekend.
A city council spokesperson said "They was real high fallutin'. The young one was purdy and the one in the middle smelled real good, like he was using soap. Ah sure hope more of them come soon, aahm a goin t' hav to git me some new dungarees and chains."