It was freezing, and with 2 teams playing that I didn't give a shit about. So sue me for not turning up.
Dear Mr T
My client has advised me to inform you that with regard to your non-attendance at yesterday's quality ASBP match at the Westpac Stadium AND your statement above:
1. It was not freezing (where freezing is 0 degrees centigrade)
2. You should have given a shit about the two teams playing (Dairy Province A vs Dairy Province B)
Furthermore it has come to our attention that your avatar contains no reference at all to any character from Planet of The Apes.
As a result of these flagrant breaches of something as per the "Angry of Mayfair Act" ca 1980s, my client has sought damages and compensation and has lodged a claim against you in the really, really small claims tribunal. He also wants your current avatar.
In the meantime you should cease and desist from whatever it is that you did to offend my client. Failure to do so will result in another sternly worded letter and time out on the naughty step.
With much warmth and hugs
A Pratt (Lawyer at large offering services for the self-righteous)
Water does not freeze at zero degrees celcius.
Regards
Mr Richard Pedant