If anyone is still interested in submitting a paper to Doloras's psychiatry conference on the sexual perversions of YF members but doesn't have a topic, you could write one on how recreational cycling is an excuse to walk around in public in what is effectively skintight lyrca fetishwear
;)
And this is coming from people that like to get their shirts off and jiggle their man boobs about??? I think cyclists are a lot less weird than that.