The answer is simple, we all buy Allbirds. Then, we all get our friends and family to buy Allbirds. The chain reaction starts, and soon everybody is wearing Allbirds. Allbirds becomes one of the world's most iconic shoe brands, and the company gets listed on the fortune 500. Tim Brown is now swimming in money, buy's the Nix off Gareth & co in a passion-fueled impulse purchase. As a fitting expression of gratitude he guarantees YF members free craft beer for life. He spends big on players, and entices two big name marquee signings to the club via the launch of the new Allbirds football boot range (surely would be the most comfortable boot in the world right), which has an exclusive deal with the Nix. Then we have a fantastic season, averaging crowds of 20,000. We win the grand-final against the Victory at a packed out Westpac, Siggy celebrates the final whistle by kicking Muscat in the head. Sarpreet Singh gets signed by Barcelona. Jacinda Ardern gives the go ahead for a golden statue of Brown outside the Beehive. Honestly it will be weird if this doesn't happen
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