I know we complain about our NZ TV commentators, but Ned Zelic was at another level on Monday. Watch his antics at the half time chat. He's a total duck.
Martin Tasker during the America's Cup regattas, anyone? During the final races he honestly sounded like he wore a pith helmet and a safari suit and just realised another hunter had shot the rhino he was tracking for hours (or something in that trope).
Sure, Zelic may be quite eccentric, but he is even-handed and not a rabid type like Slater or Bazza who never notice there are actually two teams on the park, and one of them is the Nix.