this is how the match thread should be like from now on:
Valeo: Hallo chaps! what a spiffing day for a game of football! *rearranges bowtie*
NU_FC: Oh deary me, that pass from young Vincent Lia went askew... never mind! *chews on hard toffee*
JV: Golly, that shot from that Brockie chap went west instead of north. Still, a jolly good effort methinks. *adjusts slippers*
James Dean: Methinks the Wellington Phoenix should attack down the flanks, what say you, gentlemen? *puffs pipe*
C_diddy: Oh lovely! the ball is in the net! Pity it is a goal for the other team *sips sherry*
Cosimo: what ho! I happen to spy a sea gull on the field. Such luck for the budding ornithologist! *masturbates into chamber pot*