"Nah, mate, no fudgein chance. Have you got Matty Simon's number?"
I don't know if the club commonly does this or not but I've seen them respond to a couple of Martins tweets on Twitter. Without knowing their history on this, it gives me a little bit of hope that it might be a happening thing.
Looks like they learned from the Essien shut down and are prolonging our hope/good media attention.