Nah, when it comes to Smeltz I feel like a jilted lover.
And it's not like he simply left me for somebody else, he's been shagging all over town!
I'm not sure I could trust him to keep his dick in his pants if we got back together.
All true, but if he knocked in double figure goals for us he'd quickly help us forget all the floozies he's been with.
I know, I know...
I just wish I wasn't such a sucker for these bad boy types. I know that they're going to hurt me but I just can't stop myself falling for them. Sigh.