Okay, so now can we speculate about some body else?
*wracks brain to think of rumour to start*
I hear Crowther is selling his telly. He's obviously buggering off then
Ooh Jag, where'd you hear that from? His dad?
A guy I met at a bus stop told me that he'd met a guy in a pub whose sister's best mate's boyfrend's sister-in-law's hairdresser had overheard somebody telling somebody else that they thought they'd heard somebody mention it on the Yellow Fever forum.
There you go. It doesn't come more straight-from-the-horse's-mouth than that.