shouldnt we be making lyrics to the tune of ziggy stardust rather than lady stardust though?
Not sure this is singable, but here goes
Siggy played football, starting once with The Kingz, ending up at The Nix,
The All Whites in Oman. He played at the back
But couldn't run too fast
Became out special man, in bright yellow and black
When Siggy really ran, screwed up eyes and screwed his hamstring
Like some back at City, he could kick 'em when smiling
He could leave them to hang
Came back from Manningham, Mainlander with an Aussie tan.
So where was the licence, while the FFA tried to break our balls
With just the beer light to guide us,
So we bitched about the bans and should we crush Lowry's plans
Siggy played for time, eight Nix seasons to do
The man was just class, United alas
With the Fawkner Blues
He went near and far but boy did he play his dues
Ending up his career Siggy had retirement in mind
From an All White defender
When the hamstring had pinged the man he had to make up his plan
Siggy played football