Darth Vader is having a lightsabre fight with Luke Skywalker. Suddenly he backs off and says.
“Luke, Luke, I know what you’re getting for Christmas!”
“No, father, you don’t.” Says Luke. “Now I must fight you.”
“Luke…” Says Darth, backing off a bit more. “I KNOW what you are getting for Christmas!”
“No, father, you don’t.” Says Luke. “Now are we going to have this fight or what?”
“Do not under-estimate the Dark Side, my Son. I know what you are getting for Christmas!”
“No you don’t, father.” Says Luke.
“Yessss, my son, I do for I have felt your presents.”
I used this for our workplace christmas lunch joke competition. I won.
When i won competitions doing this one a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, it was the use of the office dustbin for tha Vader lines that really stole the show