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Colvinator wrote:
Don't know the guy at all, and haven't really talked to him much on twitter either.

You should have responded with "Allez le bleus!"
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Robb wrote:

Colvinator wrote:
Don't know the guy at all, and haven't really talked to him much on twitter either.
You should have responded with "Allez le bleus!"


Haha! Well, if Phoenix win and All Blacks lose, most of my twitter followers will unfollow me. But I'll know I'm left with the good ones.
Marquee
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Colvinator wrote:
Got reply back:

"please stop these stupid phoenix tweets, you're ruining the awesome mood on twitter at the moment"

that is quality
WeeNix
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@MyCatIsCold
You all should follow me because i'm just that cool!
Marquee
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Up to 96 followers, but I am expecting to crack the tonne this morning after tweeting my Cash in the Attic/Pat Cash having to live in someone's attic gag this morning.
 
I know how a top class cricketer feels when they are in the 90's now - trying to push for singles to get to 100, but worried about going for a big shot could ruin it all, and I am back to 0 again.  Better save the gag about the 12 inch pianist for later
Early retirement
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Marquee
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Early retirement
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Hey.  I re-tweeted so I'd like to think I delivered those extra 2.
 
99 now.
Hard News2011-11-03 23:21:14
Marquee
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I have just slutted myself about to try and get the last follower to crack my tonne.  #Shameful
 
My problem is that I only want to follow girls that have slightly slutty profile photos, but they end up being really boring.  Why can't people be slutty and interesting?
Marquee
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Early retirement
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Marquee
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Thank you Arsenal - the last time I said that was May 1980
 
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Last week I was at a Palmerston North Hotel. I took the mini shampoo bottles but couldn't find any homeless people to give them to.

However I still like to think I did my bit.
Marquee
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on an unrelated note, a homeless man in Palmerston North was beaten to death my a hotel owner who blamed him for decreasing profits due to the number of miniature shampoo bottles they have suddenly had to buy on account of the existing ones being given to tramps by interfering do-gooders
Marquee
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I got a tweet from Ade Edmondson on Sunday morning - does this mean we are now friends?
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Booyashaka Hislop

Despite me being on the bandwagon, Twitter is still running and is still fun.  Like a blind man trying to get across a minefield I am moving forward slowly, getting to 152 followers.  At this stage, neither Kylie or Jessica Ennis are following, but I am convinced my theory of sending them "glamour" shots of myself will change that eventually.
Frankie Mac2012-01-12 01:54:20
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One for you Frankie: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/8998729/Jessica-Ennis-I-dont-think-I-am-attractive.html
 
Twitter her and say what you think about her...
 
(If I could, I would tweet her)
 
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Keyboardist of The Cure was following me for a fair while, we chatted a bit, but the other day he'd obviously had enough of my rubbish and unfollowed me.

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Did you say that Rebecca Black's song about Friday was better than theirs?
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Hahaha. Well, given that he's unfollowed me I think I just might!

Marquee
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I got a tweet from Tommy Smyth (with a Y...) yesterday
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Wow Frankie Mac, 243 followers, just zooming along. I'm a bit of a twitter newb, and since my stuff is mainly sports ramblings, I have a grand total of 3 followers. But I mainly use it to follow other people, so not too worried
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Liverpool Aroon Clansey @AroonClansey - Also Football Ferns goal keeper.



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Four Four Two made headline of article yesterday "West is Best" just to annoy me after I tweeted that I would hate hearing West Sydney using that phrase. Their online editor @KevinAirs442 follows me, and is worth worth following for A-League news and rumours.

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Sad thing is TV3 wrote an article about it..

Who the f**k gave us the technology to have a 'media' in N.Z?
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One of my tweets is in todays Dom Post. Unfortunately, it's one of my weaker puns.
 
Phoenix Academy
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Azevo wrote:
Sad thing is TV3 wrote an article about it..

Who the f**k gave us the technology to have a 'media' in N.Z?


then pulled it from their website.Didn't want to (a) embarass their mates or (b) prove they are inept as well?
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Head Sleuth
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I told frank farina not to drink and tweet,he replied "haha" (he was probably drunk)

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 If you want to see a strange and disturbing world try the hashtags #tcot and #teaparty....

Surge
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Can I have some lungs please miss
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And if you wanna keep up with the YF Trophy Manager league use #TMYF (just because).

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Bossi Insider
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The responses to this are gold https://twitter.com/Socceroos/status/1044149442104971264

[Edit: Seems they took it down, luckily someone has put it in gif form]


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