Can I point out you have many cricket puns out there. Now let mid-off me cap and bid you all goodnight. Off to snuggle up with my maiden under the covers.
Did you show her your googly?
The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread
Did you show her your googly?
Is it a four or a six?
Or a silly leg. Even a middle & leg. Maybe a good length.
Wongo2008-08-13 23:43:52
If you ash me you might be going beyond the boundary with that underarm comment, wicket a bit annoyed at these things as it does put us in a bad light and we don't want to stop play do we? better to try and put another spin on things!
Silly point to make really
Kiwi Jambo2008-08-14 14:15:37
Silly point to make really
Kiwi Jambo2008-08-14 14:15:37
Kiwi Jambo: the pundemonium bouncer.
Oh Jambo, you Hadlee at Hello!
More like the greg matthews!
That's a bit Kallis !!
Or a silly leg. Even a middle & leg. Maybe a good length.
A bit short of a length 
Here we go again. Diving forward to save the thread again from running away down to the boundary.
You crease me up!
The only diving forward I've seen is from C. Ronaldo & Drogba, but thats another thread!
What do reckon chaps Diving ?
The last (cricket puns)were diving me round the bends seems you lot will go to any depths to use their mouthpiece ,anyway just thought i would air my thoughts as on the surface im feeling pretty bubbly tonight ,anyway time to get out of this dive and head home, feeling a bit of a wreck after the weekend !
Tanks !!
Kiwi Jambo2008-08-18 18:31:32
The last (cricket puns)were diving me round the bends seems you lot will go to any depths to use their mouthpiece ,anyway just thought i would air my thoughts as on the surface im feeling pretty bubbly tonight ,anyway time to get out of this dive and head home, feeling a bit of a wreck after the weekend !
Tanks !!
Kiwi Jambo2008-08-18 18:31:32
Diving for cover?
What do reckon chaps Diving ?The last (cricket puns)were diving me round the bends seems you lot� will go to any depths to� use their mouthpiece� ,anyway just thought i would air my thoughts� as on the surface im� feeling pretty bubbly tonight� ,anyway time to get out of this dive and head home, feeling� a bit of a wreck after the weekend !Tanks !!
Yet another twist to this thread. It tucks allsorts of ideas to keep this thread springing (aqu)alung...
Whos half-piked idea was this?
In winter I like pepper on my steak, in somersault.
I handstand that kind of twist ,but i suppose it not your vault, I am off to the pub now though i may try the one across the road tonight !
They are parallel bars after all! Kiwi Jambo2008-08-19 19:20:41
They are parallel bars after all! Kiwi Jambo2008-08-19 19:20:41
last call gents?
They'd become uneven bars after having a few Jambo. Then you'll be doing the floor exercise.
He's still Horse after shouting on the Nix too.
Time to trot out some new puns, enough of this horsing around. Lonegunmen2008-08-20 19:55:12
Stop sulky(ing) around & whip them into shape & pick up the pace(ing) down the straight as (fur)long as they've got the legs.
Wongo2008-08-20 23:11:50
Ahh Jockeying for the fast lane there?remember pride comes before a fall in the grand national scheme of things, a thousand guineas says you cant stable-ise this thread and that you will end up piebald like me and Hotspur!!
Kiwi Jambo2008-08-21 15:22:08
Kiwi Jambo2008-08-21 15:22:08
I'm no one trick poney!
You've obviously not met LG yet KJ, he's as piebald as the both of us (and some).
Bowling ball more like it although it has grown back a little.
Are we punning or what !?
Yep, we're onto Bowling now and you're trying to skittle it!
Or split it??
leave it a lane!
God, the Nix need another quality strike-r to partner Schmelz.
To get us out of the gutter.
Smeltz proved he was hard to pin back on Sunday!
We need him to put us back into the frame.
(Speaking of frame, I can feel a new Pundemonium topic coming on - Snooker!!)
Wongo whispers (Ted Lowe), "remember Pot Black?"
I'm Ray Reardon to go!!
Here's something from Wikipedia:
"Pot Black is sometimes credited with producing one of the most memorable British sports quotes. Legendary commentator Ted Lowe, aware that not all viewers had colour televisions, said the player is "going for the yellow ball by the sidepocket - and for those in black and white, it's next to the blue."
Wongo2008-08-26 12:47:24
Wongo, this could be really dodgy as we know LG is keen to sink pinks and browns... 
You're right on cue HH.
Harry you might want to see a doctor if you sink a green one in your pocket! Two for the pink one for the brown doesn't quite sound right. Lonegunmen2008-08-27 08:48:48