The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

Baize-ically, this thread needs to be pot back where it belongs. I sometimes think I'm on it 24/7 but its probably closer to 147.

Give us a break !

What the Jimmy White are you on about, we're nearly snookered but I'm sure like the Phoenix, we will rise out of a fire from the ashes. (cue either Cricket puns, Snooker puns or Phoenix puns)

Stop trying toplant ideas in my head. Like the Irishman Rick O'Shea (Geddit?) says: tip of the day to ya.

Thats really (steve davies) interesting ,reckon HH,LG and Wongo make up  a nice little triangle !
Anyway im a bit out of pocket tonight so i cant get my Reardon to  the pub to help cushion the blow!

KJ, you off down to the pub to sink a black Russian, a few reds (wine), couple of pints of Lion Brown & a pink flamingo (i think that's a cocktail, not too sure what that score adds up to)?

You nearly blue that one. I'm green with envy, you avoided being snookered!

It's (The)Crucible that we need to get back into the frame of things.  This weeks rest is vital to sort things out before playing the CCM.

Oops... missed a load of puns through a few weeks off. My wife billiard me into moving house which took up some time.

Will have to cushion my re-entry into the thread by showing my pun-making stripes haven't faded. I have a small pool of table-sport related puns...

That hurricane looks bad in States. A bit of a whirlwind.

Leeds Chris, I felt for ya!

Are we sticking with snooker or are we changing tack (oops, pun unintended/intended)?  I'm not take a jibe at you guys.

Snooker = Hurricane Higgins & Whirlwind White....

A storm in a tea cup?

Ah yes, Hawker& Westland.  You know what I'm talking about Stevo.

f**k it! I'm early. I wasnt due here until 1:47

I've had a short rest but am in the right frame of mind to get the maximum number of puns out of this snooker theme as possible.

What happened? Suddenly this thread's half-way down the second page . The snooker puns have gone to pot, methinks. Time for a new topic?

I see Ussain Bolted home overnight to win the 100m in Brussels overnight. Powell was leading until the last 15m, but at the moment it doesn't look Asafa mere mortal such as him could come anywhere near Bolt.

Hey guys, don(a)'t(e) let this thread Peters out.  We Owen it to the fans to keep it going.

Glad someone declared that... with all the foreign affairs distracting us from our pun-writing, I was afraid this thread might get the axe.

We'd have to vote on that one. No flakey Green party votes either. This is not going to turn into a green thread nor are we going to charge anyone for their emissions. Free speech and all that!!

You'll have to Russell (Norman) up some support to (Mike) Ward off the green party punfest now LG! Maybe you should try get the moderators to Locke it! After all, if you don't act soon, we'll be able to FitzSimon's green related puns in here as well.

Tried to think of a nandor pun but couldn't... anyne else?

No need to get Tanscos about it, if you wait these puns arrive.

Sir I take my hat off to you . You Turei are the master of Nandor-related puns.

We can show the (Nan)dor out to the Greens this elections hopefully.  We don't want any Green Jenettics (Fitzsimons) mutating inside the debating chamber.

The lights were bright for Nandor? Abbasolutely terrible I know...
Nice to see nude beaches getting some exposure, though I can see the supporters thrust into some mounting difficulties. I hope the council isn't too hard-on them. As to abolishing gangs.. wouldn't that just make them resort to disorganised crime?

Steady on fella...aren't YF a gang? We're certainly far more patched than the MM

YF maybe more patched than the MM &/or BP, at least YF members made the right choices in life.

Right choices? I don't see YF as being of the right.

Are you defending MM & BP?  They're both scum along with all the other gangs (White, Asian etc) who are involved in criminal activities.

Wongo - it should never be as simple as "you're either for them or against them". HarryHotspur2008-09-20 22:06:10

Now back to punning.  Come on everybody, don't just Lion & be a Warrior, get down to the RoF & support our boys Break(ers) Bling.

About time our Phoenix started to rise!

Just Blinging this thread back to the front page.

Saved, jets in the knick of time.

Don't want this thread going down in a blaze of Glory.

It was marinating for a while, but there's a galaxy of puns to come - same as the Gold Coast I guess.

I think we're all UNITED on that front Jag!

Well it seems to be going with a  hiss and a Roar at the moment... Jag2008-10-03 12:45:54