The Wasp Joke
The Wasp Joke
A rather dignified gentleman walked into a record shop and said to
the assistant.
"I am a world expert in European wasps and the sounds that they make.I believe it is possible that you may have a rare recording of European wasps and the sounds that they make,do you"
"Hold on one moment sir,I'll check"
After a minute or so the assistant returned with a record in his hands.
"This is the one sir,it's the last copy in the shop,European Wasps and the sounds that they make."
"Yes,yes that's the one "said the gentleman"May I listen to it?"
"Certainly sir " said the assistant"If you'd like to go to the Listening Booth and put the headphones on,I will play it for you"
So the gentleman went to the booth put the headphones on and began to listen to the recording.However the more he listened to the record the more perplexed and agitated he became,until he put the headphones down in disgust and returned to the assistant.
"My good man "he said"I am a world expert in European Wasps and the sounds that they make and I can assure you that recording is not of European Wasps and the sounds that they make!"
" I'm sorry to hear that sir"said the assistant,"we've never had a complaint before.Let me look at the record.The assistant took the record off the player,looked at it,and with a look of relief returned to the gentleman.
"I see the problem now sir,unfortunately I payed the Bee side!!!!"
Booom Booom!
"I am a world expert in European wasps and the sounds that they make.I believe it is possible that you may have a rare recording of European wasps and the sounds that they make,do you"
"Hold on one moment sir,I'll check"
After a minute or so the assistant returned with a record in his hands.
"This is the one sir,it's the last copy in the shop,European Wasps and the sounds that they make."
"Yes,yes that's the one "said the gentleman"May I listen to it?"
"Certainly sir " said the assistant"If you'd like to go to the Listening Booth and put the headphones on,I will play it for you"
So the gentleman went to the booth put the headphones on and began to listen to the recording.However the more he listened to the record the more perplexed and agitated he became,until he put the headphones down in disgust and returned to the assistant.
"My good man "he said"I am a world expert in European Wasps and the sounds that they make and I can assure you that recording is not of European Wasps and the sounds that they make!"
" I'm sorry to hear that sir"said the assistant,"we've never had a complaint before.Let me look at the record.The assistant took the record off the player,looked at it,and with a look of relief returned to the gentleman.
"I see the problem now sir,unfortunately I payed the Bee side!!!!"
Booom Booom!
Ouch! That's the kind of joke that can get you hunted down and
killed!
Truly
terrible, I salute you.
Truly
terrible, I salute you.
