The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

I play best when the chips are down.

Thank god you guys are sitting back in on this hand, it almost went Aces & 8's! Deadmans Hand.

If we pulled puns this bad where I'm from, someone would deck us.

Where are you from, Colvinator?

Diamond response. Split my sides. He sure is a joker.

You're all Hearts there Harry.

That's quite Misere LG

canasta you a question??

How did I miss the re-dealing of this ace thread? Now the whole clubs back working on this diamond in the rough, I'll have to think up some new puns in spades-fulls... I'm sure I can poker few out of the corners of my mind 

You are a real joker arn't you?

Man,cala spade a spade.

Let's get this straight, when one is drunk Harry, you look 3 of a kind.

I de duece the punning is still run ing

This is an ace thread

I feel a change in topic is on the cards, before we start to re-cycle all the old jokes. I refuse to let this thread turn into rubbish. Let the trash-talking begin!

I'd hate to see this house of cards fall down.

If the house of cards was to topple, as LG quite rightly suggested, we would all be homeless!

I'd spontaneously compost if this thread turned to trash... well, down in the dumps, at least. HarryHotspur2009-09-26 13:30:20

I suppose we could waste a few puns on this topic. Plenty of excriment comments to be supplied........

This thread is turning to garbage fast.

I blame the greenhouse effect!

That's it LG, give it some treatment. PLant a tree, perhaps?

or hug a tree? One of my favourite topics. Still, I wouldn't want to soil this subject yet.

That guy Robbie for North Queensland just got booked. Not surprised though, I've heard he was a fouler.

Another Robby - Kruse, is a pile of crap.

You've just soiled this thread LG!

What a dunger

I knew this thread would turn to sh*te soon enough!

It's certainly getting bogged down

Maybe we should wipe it clean and start again...

Where shall we start from?

Number ones?

Sorry - too much taking the p!ss.

Sounds like you've got Yellow Fever there Junior

What did Mr Spock find in the toilet?  The Captain's log. Wongo2009-09-29 07:51:39

Sounds like he saw a turtle poking its head out!!

Watch out for Klingons on the starboard bow.

I'm stunned that you think that way. That's really phase(re)d me.

Hopefully this reply will help you feel somewhat more Sulubrious.
Junior822009-10-01 01:30:20

Make no Bones about it this thread will go no man has gone before.  You can Chekov that one from the list.