things that rule

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Well now I know

And it's much better than vegemite.
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Ali Ikram on Nightline just now telling an enthusiastic interjector to a live interview to bugger off.
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Silver Ferns, especially that GA, I'm in love!
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Junior82 wrote:
Oi I saw Maria first.

Hey, I noticed her about 4 yrs ago.
Apparently she did a traditional Samoan dance in traditional Samoan gear for charity fundraising this year. Now that would've been worth a generous donation
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Wongo wrote:
Junior82 wrote:
Oi I saw Maria first.

Hey, I noticed her about 4 yrs ago.
Apparently she did a traditional Samoan dance in traditional Samoan gear for charity fundraising this year. Now that would've been worth a generous donation
So she wouldn't have been wearing a Tutu-taia then?
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Arthur Dent will play Bilbo Baggins (do hobbits wear dressing gowns?).

Will you be in it as well Trillian?

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If Tilda Swinton invited you to sit next to her, then she put her cloak around you and gave you some Turkish Delight, you'd fancy your chances wouldn't you?
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Paul Henry moment:

Susan Pevensie: "He's a beaver. He shouldn't be saying anything."

Very Finbar Saunders.
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Primo Cookies n Cream flavoured milk.

Oh. My. God.
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Going for a bike ride with the kids. Simple things in life etc.
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/4273135/Charges-after-penis-tattooed-on-mans-back

Charges after penis tattooed on man's back

An Australian man faces criminal charges after allegedly tattooing a 40cm-long penis onto his mate's back.

Police have charged a 21-year-old man from Bundamba, near Ipswich in Queensland, with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and one offence relating to the public safety act.

He will appear in Ipswich Magistrates Court on November 15.

It will cost the 25-year-old alleged victim about $2000 to remove the lewd tattoo.

It depicts a 40cm-long image of a penis and a misspelled slogan implying the man is gay.

Police said the pair had a disagreement before the tattooing.

Ipswich Detective Constable Paul Malcolm said the victim was mortified by what happened to him.

"The victim wasn't interested (in a tattoo) at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons," Det Malcolm told the Queensland Times on Tuesday.

"The bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, 'Mate, it's looking really good.'

"He was told not to go out into the sun and not to show anyone for a few weeks.

"When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: 'I dont think it's the tattoo you were after'."

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I am not surprised that that happened near Ipswich.
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Bit old

but laddergoat on youtube is always quality

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY

good for the first 5 mins
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kiwi pie wrote:
Going for a bike ride with the kids. Simple things in life etc.


Your kids I hope, Dodgy Pie
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Locked the gate so the little buggers can't get in for the annual lolly-beg called Halloween.
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I'm all turned around on Halloween. I used to think it was seppo bullsh*t, but now I see that it's just some fun, so why not? Let the kids dress up, and wander the neighbourhood with their parents. It might be the first time people have met any of their neighbours, spirit of community and all that.

Man, having kids really does turn you into a pussy.
kiwi pie2010-11-01 10:27:57
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kiwi pie wrote:
I'm all turned around on Halloween. I used to think it was seppo bullsh*t, but now I see that it's just some fun, so why not? Let the kids dress up, and wander the neighbourhood with their parents. It might be the first time people have met any of their neighbours, spirit of community and all that.

Man, having kids really does turn you into a pussy.
 
Pics or STFU
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I have no idea if kids trick or treat out my way as there are always loads of parties on in town and i'm never home as usually are part of the zombie parade dwn Courtney Place. but any kids who climbs the steep access all down my street deserves a reward tho powerade to keep them going wd prob work best
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Geordies 5 - Mackems 1
Yids 3 - Rafa's mob 1
 
Nix - do me the treble and take out Kosta's Krew.
 
 
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For some reason over the last few days I have had Pigbag and Tom Harks going round in my head.
 
This is nice.
 
Junior822010-11-03 13:36:14
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getting a score of 615 in yahtzee. roilled 4 yahtzee's in the one game    
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Tony P. I wish he was still here. We'd be top of the table.
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Never been into dancing with the stars and other talent quests but would be keen on more of this

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that new primo milk, jaffa flavored it is
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Junior82 wrote:
Never been into dancing with the stars and other talent quests but would be keen on more of this


+1

The Topp Twins maybe.
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Heath Franklin as Chopper. Went last night and he was brilliant. Way funnier than he is on 7 Days.
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ChCh making use of the "Mozart effect"

"I wuz just about to chin the f#ckah, but then I heard Flute Concerto no. 2 in D major (K 314) and decided I'd pop down to the library and pck up a copy of Aeschylus' Seven Against Thebes."

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Saw this on TV3 nightline. Not sure if it rules but it is very... unusual.

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