Billy Connolly's Chain Letter - Warning - has rude
BILLY CONNOLLY'S CHAIN LETTER
Hello, my
name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion
f**king chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if
you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a
breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have
it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak
show.
And, do you
honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone
to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page
and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into
the next day! What a bunch of bullsh*t.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will
come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a
chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to
this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. f**k
'em!!
If you're
going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing.
I've seen
all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor,
wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a cent from
some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't f**king
care.
Show a little
intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to
by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own
unpopularity. The point being?
If you get some chain letter that's
threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your
life, delete it.
If
it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel
guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to
the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and
whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to
everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will
consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
Billy Connolly
P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then f**k
off
If only he could join us in the Fever Zone...imagine the chants we'd get off him!
- thought she might be a keeper ;-)