2014 FIFA World Cup: pre-tournament discussion

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TopLeft07 wrote:
My itinerary below. Anyone on here going to be in these places at these times? June 9 arrive in Santiago June 10-16 Salvador, Holland vs Spain June 17-19 Port Alegre, Holland vs Australia June 19-20 Florianapolis, touristy shit June 21-27 Sao Paulo, Holland vs Chile June 27- July 3 round of 16 in either Fortaleza or Belo Horizonte Julu 4-7 Quarter final in either Fortaleza or Rio July 7-14 probably lingering around Rio for the semis/final, parties/debauchery etc July 14 return to NZ
Haha as far as I can tell the only time we are in the same place is rio on the 4th if you end up at the quarterfinal then. 
We are travelling home during the final, which was a massive fail. 
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Actually it would be cool if those going kinda did updates on here about their trip etc. What they thought of the place, what they experienced. We get to live through you.

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Jeff Vader wrote:

Actually it would be cool if those going kinda did updates on here about their trip etc. What they thought of the place, what they experienced. We get to live through you.

just been mugged, am back at Manaus fleapit without $$. please send to account no: 020 23456*** 025 asap. Ta. Much appreciated.

Listen here Fudgeface
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TopLeft07 wrote:
My itinerary below. Anyone on here going to be in these places at these times? June 9 arrive in Santiago June 10-16 Salvador, Holland vs Spain June 17-19 Port Alegre, Holland vs Australia June 19-20 Florianapolis, touristy shit June 21-27 Sao Paulo, Holland vs Chile June 27- July 3 round of 16 in either Fortaleza or Belo Horizonte Julu 4-7 Quarter final in either Fortaleza or Rio July 7-14 probably lingering around Rio for the semis/final, parties/debauchery etc July 14 return to NZ

Would love to hear what you think of the places you visit, pleased you're going to Salvador, I loved Salvador when I was there (very briefly).

 

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Going to be at Argentina vs Bosnia, Spain vs Chile, Belgium vs Russia, Equador vs France and RO 16 match all in Rio (hopefully England failing on penalties).

Also have tickets to Portugal vs Ghana, unsure if going to that at this stage.

Will post pics of copacabana "scenery"

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Hopefully there's plenty of wifi over there, I'll post as often as I can but might look into a blog type set up (never been into blog territory before) just to make it easier to link here/twitter/fb etc.

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Jeff Vader wrote:

Actually it would be cool if those going kinda did updates on here about their trip etc. What they thought of the place, what they experienced. We get to live through you.


Am I the only one who will just get insanely jealous?
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Jerzy Merino wrote:
Jeff Vader wrote:

Actually it would be cool if those going kinda did updates on here about their trip etc. What they thought of the place, what they experienced. We get to live through you.

just been mugged, am back at Manaus fleapit without $$. please send to account no: 020 23456*** 025 asap. Ta. Much appreciated.

Also, could anyone on here diagnose genital warts from a photo?
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Tegal wrote:
TopLeft07 wrote:
My itinerary below. Anyone on here going to be in these places at these times? June 9 arrive in Santiago June 10-16 Salvador, Holland vs Spain June 17-19 Port Alegre, Holland vs Australia June 19-20 Florianapolis, touristy shit June 21-27 Sao Paulo, Holland vs Chile June 27- July 3 round of 16 in either Fortaleza or Belo Horizonte Julu 4-7 Quarter final in either Fortaleza or Rio July 7-14 probably lingering around Rio for the semis/final, parties/debauchery etc July 14 return to NZ

Haha as far as I can tell the only time we are in the same place is rio on the 4th if you end up at the quarterfinal then. 

We are travelling home during the final, which was a massive fail. 

HUP HOLLAND HUP !!!:
 

Man, am I envious! I support Holland too (my dad's Dutch).

Will be very interested in following your adventures on this forum.

Hope all the top players are fit because Holland don't have much depth (usually the case but even more so this time I think).

They had a relatively easy qualifying group (Romania, Hungary and Turkey weren't strong) so being undefeated didn't mean much.

I have my concerns about the defence - I don't recognize many of the names - none are widely known outside the Netherlands.

Vlaar is the only experienced first choice defender (aged 29) - the other three are 22 (two players) and 24.

The midfield looks pretty old and injury-prone: Sneijder (age 29), Van der Vaart (age 31), Robben ( 30) ,de Jong (29)

And the strikers are positively geriatric: Kuyt (33), Huntelaar (30), van Persie (30)

The side hasn't been playing well - haven't won any of their last four games (three draws and a loss) and two of those were at home, one neutral venue, only one away.

Disappointing they only managed a draw last weekend at home to Ecuador.

Hope they improve vs. Ghana and Wales (June 1 NZT and June 5 NZT).


 

HUP HOLLAND HUP

Go Holland Go          

  • (YOU TUBE)                                                                                                                                


"Hup Holland hup
Laat de leeuw niet in z'n hempie staan
Hup Holland hup
Trek het beestje geen pantoffels aan
Hup Holland hup
Laat je uit 't veld niet slaan
Want de leeuw op voetbalschoenen
Durft de hele wereld aan"

Trans.:    

"Go Holland go

Don't make the lion look foolish.

Go Holland go

Release the animal (lit: "don't put slippers on his claws")

Go Holland go

Stay undaunted

Because the lion wearing football boots

Can take on the whole world"


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^^^Strootman?

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^^^Strootman?

Injured. Sad face
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whose everyones pick to win?  Im thinking Spain, maybe Germany...


England to lose on PKs to someone. for the 'first' time ever...


and Australia to get hammered. (outragous pick i know)

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detoxin wrote:

whose everyones pick to win?  Im thinking Spain, maybe Germany...


England to lose on PKs to someone. for the 'first' time ever...


and Australia to get hammered. (outragous pick i know)

Maybe a Brazil v Argentina Final


Spain to lose in the semis (were easily brushed aside by Brazil in the Confeds Cup Final last year)

Germany to lose in the semis (European sides never previously very successful on  South American soil)

Will do well: Colombia, Chile, Uruguay, Japan

England, France, Netherlands, Portugal and Italy will disappoint I feel.

The other Asian teams and the CONCACAF and African teams won't do so well I think.

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Tegal
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Topleft, apparently there is a fair bit of wifi over there.

My brother: "oh yeah, there is plenty of wifi over there, you're not going to..."

Me: "New Zealand..?"

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detoxin wrote:

whose everyones pick to win?  Im thinking Spain, maybe Germany...


England to lose on PKs to someone. for the 'first' time ever...


and Australia to get hammered. (outragous pick i know)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and pick Italy to win it in a final against Germany, Balotelli to score a screamer in extra time. Brazilians to choke against Germany in the semi

I don't even think England will get out of their group
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detoxin wrote:

whose everyones pick to win?  Im thinking Spain, maybe Germany...


England to lose on PKs to someone. for the 'first' time ever...


and Australia to get hammered. (outragous pick i know)

I'm gonna go out on a limb and pick Italy to win it in a final against Germany, Balotelli to score a screamer in extra time. Brazilians to choke against Germany in the semi


I don't even think England will get out of their group

Especially after Rooney gets sent home early following an unsavoury incident with a pair of Amazonian pole dancers (mother & daughter).

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Friendly internationals from this year in full online for free incl. last week's Germany v Poland:

http://livefootballvideo.com/competitions/friendlies

One video for each half.

Another good site with international friendlies:

http://www.matchhighlight.com/category/full-matches-review/international-full-matches-review/

Full World Cup qualifiers from last year:

1. Europe: http://livefootballvideo.com/competitions/wc-qualification-europe

2. South America: http://livefootballvideo.com/competitions/wc-qualification-south-america

3. Asia: http://livefootballvideo.com/competitions/wc-qualification-asia

4. Africa: http://livefootballvideo.com/competitions/wc-qualification-africa

5. CONCACAF: http://livefootballvideo.com/competitions/wc-qualification-concacaf

Scroll down below the full matches for lots of highlights videos listed in each Confed. above.

All competitions available listed including internationals:

http://livefootballvideo.com/competitions#.U4BIRfmSySo


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Jerzy Merino wrote:
Leggy wrote:
TopLeft07 wrote:
Buffon II wrote:

I take it you mean July not May.

Yep, edited. Can't for the life of me fix the formatting though. Pretty hard to read


Apart from the football, let us know what you think about Brazil. I am interested as it is a place that has never really appealed to me.

Um... women, heat, sun, women, beaches, heat, sex, women, heat, cold drinks, heat, sex, sun...


Poverty, slums, violence, police kitted out better than most armies...
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Jerzy Merino wrote:
Leggy wrote:
TopLeft07 wrote:
Buffon II wrote:

I take it you mean July not May.

Yep, edited. Can't for the life of me fix the formatting though. Pretty hard to read


Apart from the football, let us know what you think about Brazil. I am interested as it is a place that has never really appealed to me.

Um... women, heat, sun, women, beaches, heat, sex, women, heat, cold drinks, heat, sex, sun...


Poverty, slums, violence, police kitted out better than most armies...

The negativity radiates out of that post like the energy the sun gives on a hot summers day.
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Just trying to add some balance. I'm fairly sympathetic to the Brazilian protestors, there are quite a few better things that a country like Brazil could be spending money on than a World Cup. Though to be fair, few countries don't...

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Big Pete 65 wrote:
Tegal wrote:
TopLeft07 wrote:
My itinerary below. Anyone on hecouldn't into be in these places at these times? June 9 arrive in Santiago June 10-16 It'svador, Holland vs Spain June 17-19 Port Alegre, Holland vs Ane 19-20 Florianapolis, touristy shit June 21-27 Sao Paulo, Holland vs Chile June 27- July 3 round of 16 in either Fortaleza or Belo Horizonte Julu 4-7 Quarter final in either Fortaleza or Rio July 7-14 probably lingering around Rio for the semis/final, parties/debauchery etc July 14 return to NZ

Haha as far as I can tell the only time we are in the same place is rio on themother landu end up at the quarterfinal then. 

We are travelling home during the final, which was a massive fail. 

HUP HOLLAND HUP !!!:
 

Man, am I envious! I support Holland too (my dad's Dutch).

Will be very interested in following your adventures on this forum.

Hope all the top players are fit because Holland don't have much depth (usually the case but even more so this time I think).

They had a relatively easy qualifying group (Romania, Hungary and Turkey weren't strong) so being undefeated didn't mean much.

I have my concerns about the defence - I don't recognize many of the names - none are widely known outside the Netherlands.

Vlaar is the only experienced first choice defender (aged 29) - the other three are 22 (two players) and 24.

The midfield looks pretty old and injury-prone: Sneijder (age 29), Van der Vaart (age 31), Robben ( 30) ,de Jong (29)

And the strikers are positively geriatric: Kuyt (33), Huntelaar (30), van Persie (30)

The side hasn't been playing well - haven't won any of their last four games (three draws and a loss) and two of those were at home, one neutral venue, only one away.

Disappointing they only managed a draw last weekend at home to Ecuador.

Hope they improve vs. Ghana and Wales (June 1 NZT and June 5 NZT).


 

HUP HOLLAND HUP

Go Holland Go          

  • (YOU TUBE)                                                                                                                                


"Hup Holland hup
Laat de leeuw niet in z'n hempie staan
Hup Holland hup
Trek het beestje geen pantoffels aan
Hup Holland hup
Laat je uit 't veld niet slaan
Want de leeuw op voetbalschoenen
Durft de hele wereld aan"

Trans.:    

"Go Holland go

Don't make the lion look foolish.

Go Holland go

Release the animal (lit: "don't put slippers on his claws")

Go Holland go

Stay undaunted

Because the lion wearing football boots

Can take on the whole world"


Hi Pete, sorry for my late reply - I remember at the time I read this I couldn't give your (usual very well informed) post the justice it deserved. Im not overly confident about this squad either, we have a far less experienced side this time around. All hope lies with van Gaal and whether he can extract the best from this group. Regardless, we're going to have a great time supporting the mighty Oranje in what will be a great world cup either way i'm sure. 

My grandparents are Dutch and my late Opa was my inspiration growing up particularly with football. He was stoked knowing I was going over to support the mother land. Its awesome to see more Dutch fans on here too - see you in the Dutch thread!

Hup Holland hup!!
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I saw this in my local Tesco in Watford today:

They really must rate our chances of doing well in Brazil!

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Thanks for reminding me of that website I'd forgotten to look at for ages - brilliant satire and humour !!!

 But you can only access seven free articles a month before you have to pay (this can be circumvented if you a have a very quick hand on your mouse and press the "go back" button after the message about reaching your limit and highlight and copy the article - then paste it somewhere). I would never do this and did not copy and paste the below articleS that way (errr...sometimes I do things in my sleep...)

All their World Cup humour can be found here (index):

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport

ZOOS UNVEIL WORLD CUP PREDICTING ANIMALS 

...But Mary Fisher, of Edinburgh Zoo, insisted: “Zebras know f*ck all about football. You want astounding predictions from a black-and-white mammal, check out the prescient picks from Tian Tian the giant panda, sponsored by Bet365.”

A spokesman for Berlin Zoological Garden said: “Tian Tian couldn’t even guess the winner of the Scottish Premier League out of Celtic or Celtic.

“She should stick to bamboo and fertility problems and leave the punditry to Gottlieb the giant anaconda, who tells us who the winner is by eating capybara painted with national flags.”

...Paul the Octopus, after successfully picking Spain as the winners in 2010, enjoyed sudden fame and embarked on a world tour before dying in the arms of a Las Vegas stripper.

2026 MONGO WORLD CUP TRIGGERS CONTROVERSY

02-06-14

FIFA has promised an investigation into the successful 2026 World Cup bid by the planet Mongo.

‘Come for the football, stay for the pleasure caves’

Work on the stadia has been plagued with rumours that unions have been suppressed, worker wages withheld and the entire world is enslaved by the threat of an enormous death ray.


Ruler Ming The Merciless said: “Our bid was the most competitive and we’re confident that the Hawkmen will be utterly crushed before the opening ceremony.

“I think the last thing anyone wants is Brian Blessed shouting abuse at the dancers and shitting on Pele from a height of 300 feet.”

Reporter Dale Arden has managed to gain access to footage of Sepp Blatter having dinner with The Merciless in his palatial Magnetic Mountains residence while scantily-clad green women cavorted for their pleasure.

Documents also show that several high-ranking FIFA officials bought land in the uninhabitable Dire Marsh region before Mongo was named as host. They have since made massive profits as the lands are drained to make way for infrastructure and by selling its native lizard men as meat.

FIFA have appointed independent investigator and former footballer Flash Gordon to investigate the situation on Mongo, mostly with his shirt off.

Arden said: “I love Flash but he only has fourteen hours to gather enough evidence to warrant a second vote.”

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Here are my predictions for progress from the group stage, quarter-finalists, semis and the Final:

Round of 16 (Top two teams in each group): 

Brazil, Croatia, Spain, Netherlands, Colombia, Ivory Coast, Italy, Uruguay, France, Switzerland, Argentina, Nigeria, Germany, Portugal, Belgium, Russia, 

Likely to make the quarter-finals will be: Brazil, Argentina, Spain, Germany, Belgium, Italy, Portugal, France (or Uruguay).

Semis: Brazil, Argentina, Spain, Germany

Final: Brazil v Argentina

I post this here so I can check back later in the tournament and either mock myself or appear very smug.

LG
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why do they waste their time with openning ceremonies. Yawn, give us the football!

LG
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I see in Stuff they are running a poll about the World Cup. Obviously all the Thugby Morons and Petone Nimby's have seen it too.

Fixed my shite spelling.

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A pole?Been to busy watching football to look at Stuff.

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Jeff Vader wrote:

Spain vs Holland. Howard Web to be the ref?
My teams to get out of the groups (in no particular order)

a : Brazil, Croatia
b : Holland, Spain
c : CIV, Colombia
d : Uruguay, Italy
e : Switzerland, France
f : Argentina, BIH
g : Germany, Portugal
h : Belgium, Russia

Hmmmm My predictions from December are not looking that flash at the moment.
Listen here Fudgeface
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Other than Spain and Uruguay I don't see any pick there that is unlikely to not come off.

LG
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The Swiss could miss out too.

LG
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Well it is all over now. Was certainly one of the better tournaments. One of the cleaner ones and one of the more positive ones. Some great goals and some great saves. Some not so shining lights lit brightly and some big names flattered to deceive. 

The match officials were ok overall. I thought the referee and linesmen in the final did a great job on not letting the game get out of control and filled with cynical fouls and acting. There were a few butnot as bad as in the past.

Sky Sports Five was great and I didn't have to suffer the TV 1 doseage. Although to be fair, I did give them 5 minutes and that was more than enough. Then there was the Keith Quinn of football comentators. Oh dear.

This site was bloody good. The input from my fellow users was both imformative yet there was also a stack of excellent humour in here. I rate this time round even better than 2010.

Starting XI
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Managed to watch almost every game apart from when the last group games were played at the same time I chose one main one and kind of half watched bits of the other. Only game I missed entirely was Belgium-USA as I was en route to a work conference at the time and after avoiding the result all day my hotel room didn't have Sky Sport 4 or 5 so I couldn't see the evening replay. Also missed about the last 25 minutes of normal time of Argentina-Switzerland while travelling to the airport that same day but was then able to watch extra time before the flight. Was glad it didn't go to penalties as I had to run to board the plane as soon as extra time ended!

Going to have to make up some time at work now though thanks to all the extra time and penalties!

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Best World Cup i have seen. So many great games and moments throughout.

Top 5 games that i saw (in no particular order)

- Spain v Netherlands

- Australia v Netherlands

- Brazil v Chile

- Germany v Ghana

- France v Switzerland

Missed some classics like Belgium-USA, Germany-Algeria and USA-Portugal because of work.

Only things missing: No proper comeback e.g. 0-2 to 2-2, lots of underdogs threatening but not quite winning e.g. Algeria and USA in the R16, favourites won virtually every knockout match.

Great tournament though.

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