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BBQ SONG

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21 Apr 20:55 · edited 09 Sep 06:47
BBQ SONG
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21 Apr 20:55 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Someone has to come up with an alternative.
 
how about the Wellington Ukulele Orchestra?
 
Or maybe someone could rip off Fat Les, Vindaloo and change the words to BBQ ( just kidding)
Marius Lacatus2010-04-29 12:47:30
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21 Apr 21:31 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
For the video I'm thinking Oliver Driver walking down Courtney Place
 
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21 Apr 21:41 · edited 09 Sep 05:57

filming of video scheduled for Courtenay place next Friday afternoon. YF will put a grand on the bar, with filming to begin at tab exhaustion.

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21 Apr 21:50 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
So you need Oliver Driver,
a Fat Les singer pushing a BBQ
A couple of fat bastards painted black n white wearing nappies
Several girls in maids uniform...
 
should be easy to pull off:)
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21 Apr 21:55 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
OK, full set of draft lyrics ...
 

Where on earth are you from?
We're from New Zealand
Where you come from
Do you pack the chilly bin?
Lump it
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Two feet?
Nah Nah Nah
Elbows?
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah
We're New Zealand
We're gonna kick big lumps outta you
All Whites!
Can I introduce you please
To a pint of cold Monteiths

Drink one, sink one
Head one, pump one
Lump it

Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah
We're New Zealand
We're gonna kick big lumps outta you
All Whites!
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
We're off to Timaru
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
And we�ll take the Barbeque
Mustard!
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque Nah Nah
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque Nah Nah
Barbeque
Barbeque
And we all like Barbeques
We're New Zealand
We're gonna kick big lumps outta you
All Whites!
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Barbeque
And we all like Barbeques
We're New Zealand
We're gonna kick big lumps outta you
All Whites!
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Barbeque
And we all like Barbeques
We're New Zealand
We're gonna kick big lumps outta you
All WHites!!

Marius Lacatus2010-04-22 11:01:25
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21 Apr 22:46 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
And we all like BarbequeS

Founder

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21 Apr 23:57 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
A piss take of a piss take.
 
Who would be Fat Les I wonder...

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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21 Apr 23:58 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
BlattersBalls wrote:
So you need Oliver Driver,
a Fat Les singer pushing a BBQ
A couple of fat bastards painted black n white wearing nappies
Several girls in maids uniform...
 
should be easy to pull off:)
 
Nominations for the above roles are open
 
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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22 Apr 02:32 · edited 09 Sep 05:57

14/11/09

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22 Apr 02:49 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
This >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stan Walker

Three for me, and two for them.

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22 Apr 02:57 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
video could feature a man in a sheep costume
 
 
 

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22 Apr 05:02 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Feverish wrote:
video could feature a man in a sheep costume  
 
 
Yes, attached to   Wellington businessman with a leash
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22 Apr 07:36 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Feasibility study underway. Roles for all if project activated.
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22 Apr 08:50 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Me = keen as mustard

Its no longer a problem.

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22 Apr 10:54 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
In.
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22 Apr 10:57 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Junior82 wrote:
A piss take of a piss take.
 
Who would be Fat Les I wonder...


I'm in....

What about Fat News....


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23 Apr 11:55 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Keen to write the player's rap.
You know we belong together...

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23 Apr 14:08 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
For those unsure  this is a piss take.
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23 Apr 20:44 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
sanday wrote:
For those unsure  this is a piss take.


It should be the official song.

Three for me, and two for them.

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24 Apr 12:51 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Buffon II wrote:
sanday wrote:
For those unsure  this is a piss take.


It should be the official song.

It can be both.
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27 Apr 11:32 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Marius Lacatus wrote:
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
We're off to Timaru
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
And we�ll take the Barbeque
Mustard!
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque Nah Nah
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque Nah Nah
Barbeque
Barbeque
And we all like Barbeques
We're New Zealand
We're gonna kick big lumps outta you
All Whites!
 
Curse you ML.  I can't get this out of my head now.
 
(Showed Jnr Jnr the youtube clip of Fat Les and he loves it)
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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27 Apr 22:33 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
J82, I have PM'd you
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28 Apr 00:40 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Thanks ML - but your inbox is full!
 
Will try again later this arvo'
 
Edit: Interested 
Junior822010-04-28 12:54:25

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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28 Apr 01:52 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
inbox cleared
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28 Apr 22:56 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
FILMING CALL
 
First phase of recording undertaken last night - featuring the dulcit tones of Coxey
 
Now the videe. We need you to be part of this historical event.
Be at Four Kings downstairs this Sunday from 1pm and we will shout some fizzies. Filming at 2.30pm. Wear any rando costumes you can or AW stuff. Bring random props.
Check out the Fat Les vid to get an idea
 
Indicate if you can make it
Marius Lacatus2010-04-29 12:48:34

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28 Apr 23:16 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Im in, dead keen!

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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29 Apr 00:46 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Yes, we can def incl sub in video.
 
We NEED GOOD NUMBERS for this, so get there. No excuses.
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29 Apr 00:47 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Is thinking the whole concept is a bit rubbish an excuse ?

I'm asking on behalf of a friend.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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29 Apr 00:49 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
NO
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29 Apr 00:56 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Hard News wrote:
Is thinking the whole concept is a bit rubbish an excuse ?

I'm asking on behalf of a friend.
 
tell your friend everyone thinks he is extremely dull (and we won't be turning up to his leaving drinks)

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29 Apr 01:01 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Feverish wrote:
Hard News wrote:
Is thinking the whole concept is a bit rubbish an excuse ?

I'm asking on behalf of a friend.
 
tell your friend everyone thinks he is dead right (and we won't be turning up to the video shoot)


Fixed.

But seriously, at least you're doing something. Keep up the good work Greenie
wilso2010-04-29 13:01:42

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29 Apr 01:04 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Bags not to be the drunk/crack-head slapper at the back.
 
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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29 Apr 01:10 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Oska wrote:
Keen to write the player's rap.
 
 
 
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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29 Apr 01:12 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
I have ice hockey jerseys and a helmet but as I'm allergic to children (of all sizes) I wasn't planning on attending
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29 Apr 01:21 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
I reckon instead of the French dude saying 'bonjour,  monsieur'  we need a staunch looking Maori dude saying ' sweet as, chur  bro '
 
 
Who's bringing the wheel-along BBQ?
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29 Apr 01:23 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
Barbarqueses?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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29 Apr 01:25 · edited 09 Sep 05:57
stealthkiwi wrote:
I have ice hockey jerseys and a helmet but as I'm allergic to children (of all sizes) I wasn't planning on attending
 
Aren't you and surge on a date that day anyway?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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