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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

BBQ SONG

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Someone has to come up with an alternative.

how about the Wellington Ukulele Orchestra?

Or maybe someone could rip off Fat Les, Vindaloo and change the words to BBQ ( just kidding)

Marius Lacatus2010-04-29 12:47:30

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

For the video I'm thinking Oliver Driver walking down Courtney Place

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

filming of video scheduled for Courtenay place next Friday afternoon. YF will put a grand on the bar, with filming to begin at tab exhaustion.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

So you need Oliver Driver,

a Fat Les singer pushing a BBQ

A couple of fat bastards painted black n white wearing nappies

Several girls in maids uniform...

should be easy to pull off:)

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

OK, full set of draft lyrics ...

Where on earth are you from?
We're from New Zealand
Where you come from
Do you pack the chilly bin?
Lump it
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Two feet?
Nah Nah Nah
Elbows?
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah
We're New Zealand
We're gonna kick big lumps outta you
All Whites!
Can I introduce you please
To a pint of cold Monteiths

Drink one, sink one
Head one, pump one
Lump it

Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah
We're New Zealand
We're gonna kick big lumps outta you
All Whites!
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
We're off to Timaru
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
And weï¿½ll take the Barbeque
Mustard!
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque Nah Nah
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque Nah Nah
Barbeque
Barbeque
And we all like Barbeques
We're New Zealand
We're gonna kick big lumps outta you
All Whites!
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Barbeque
And we all like Barbeques
We're New Zealand
We're gonna kick big lumps outta you
All Whites!
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Barbeque
Barbeque
And we all like Barbeques
We're New Zealand
We're gonna kick big lumps outta you
All WHites!!

Marius Lacatus2010-04-22 11:01:25

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

And we all like BarbequeS

Founder

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

A piss take of a piss take.

Who would be Fat Les I wonder...

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

BlattersBalls wrote:

So you need Oliver Driver,

a Fat Les singer pushing a BBQ

A couple of fat bastards painted black n white wearing nappies

Several girls in maids uniform...

should be easy to pull off:)

Nominations for the above roles are open

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

14/11/09

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

This >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stan Walker

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

video could feature a man in a sheep costume

Founder

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Feverish wrote:

video could feature a man in a sheep costume

Yes, attached to Wellington businessman with a leash

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Feasibility study underway. Roles for all if project activated.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Me = keen as mustard

Its no longer a problem.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

In.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

A piss take of a piss take.

Who would be Fat Les I wonder...

I'm in....

What about Fat News....

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Keen to write the player's rap.

You know we belong together...

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

For those unsure this is a piss take.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

sanday wrote:

For those unsure this is a piss take.

It should be the official song.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Buffon II wrote:

sanday wrote:

For those unsure this is a piss take.

It should be the official song.

It can be both.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Marius Lacatus wrote:

Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
We're off to Timaru
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
And weï¿½ll take the Barbeque
Mustard!
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque Nah Nah
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque
Barbeque Nah Nah
Barbeque
Barbeque
And we all like Barbeques
We're New Zealand
We're gonna kick big lumps outta you
All Whites!

Curse you ML. I can't get this out of my head now.

(Showed Jnr Jnr the youtube clip of Fat Les and he loves it)

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

J82, I have PM'd you

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Thanks ML - but your inbox is full!

Will try again later this arvo'

Edit: Interested

Junior822010-04-28 12:54:25

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

inbox cleared

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

FILMING CALL

First phase of recording undertaken last night - featuring the dulcit tones of Coxey

Now the videe. We need you to be part of this historical event.

Be at Four Kings downstairs this Sunday from 1pm and we will shout some fizzies. Filming at 2.30pm. Wear any rando costumes you can or AW stuff. Bring random props.

Check out the Fat Les vid to get an idea

Indicate if you can make it

Marius Lacatus2010-04-29 12:48:34

Founder

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Including the sub in the video ?

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Im in, dead keen!

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Yes, we can def incl sub in video.

We NEED GOOD NUMBERS for this, so get there. No excuses.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Is thinking the whole concept is a bit rubbish an excuse ?

I'm asking on behalf of a friend.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hard News wrote:

Is thinking the whole concept is a bit rubbish an excuse ?

I'm asking on behalf of a friend.

tell your friend everyone thinks he is extremely dull (and we won't be turning up to his leaving drinks)

Founder

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

ARF

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Feverish wrote:

Hard News wrote:

Is thinking the whole concept is a bit rubbish an excuse ?

I'm asking on behalf of a friend.

tell your friend everyone thinks he is dead right (and we won't be turning up to the video shoot)

Fixed.

But seriously, at least you're doing something. Keep up the good work Greenie
wilso2010-04-29 13:01:42

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Bags not to be the drunk/crack-head slapper at the back.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Oska wrote:

Keen to write the player's rap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnUh5LlrPZ4

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I have ice hockey jerseys and a helmet but as I'm allergic to children (of all sizes) I wasn't planning on attending

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I reckon instead of the French dude saying 'bonjour, monsieur' we need a staunch looking Maori dude saying ' sweet as, chur bro '

Who's bringing the wheel-along BBQ?

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Barbarqueses?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

stealthkiwi wrote:

I have ice hockey jerseys and a helmet but as I'm allergic to children (of all sizes) I wasn't planning on attending

Aren't you and surge on a date that day anyway?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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