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Dave Dobbyn to play for All Whites

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
AJ13 wrote:

ahmad wrote:
I'm a newcomer to the beautiful game. I don't know anything about the ins and outs of the game. I just watch and support my team. Since joining Yellow Fever, here are 10 things I've learned in the short time I've been around:

etc etc etc...
Seriously? Or just for lols...?I hope the latter

Those 10 things are facts around here.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
terminator_x wrote:
 
As you might know I used to be the DJ in the world's greatest ever rap band, Public Enemy, so I know how to get the party started. I also know how to f**k the party up with the wrong choice of tune at the wrong time. Logically, the same cause and effect relationship can be applied to music and sports performance.
 
In fact, because I think this is such a serious issue I am making the offer to NZF to fly to SA right now and become the All Whites official tour DJ. I believe this might be the kind of cutting-edge, innovative move by NZF that could be the difference between going out after the group stage and going through to the last 16.
 
I will set up turntables at the back of the bus, in the dressing rooms and in the technical area to ensure that at all times our boys are listening to only the highest quality and most inspirational rap, rock, reggae, soul and funk.
 
Frank van Hattum - just PM me dude and I'll tell you where to send the tickets (business class please - I need to feel fresh when I get there).
 


every good DJ needs (female) muscle to carry his heavy DJ record boxes through customs 
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
terminator_x wrote:
FFS there are more important things to worry about, like beating Italy, than what our boys musical tastes are.� I don't care if they listen to Billy Ray Cyrus or Cyprus Hill.� Whatever they want to listen to is their choice.

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What a ridiculous statement.

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I believe that the ability of music to affect performance is the last significant unexplored frontier in sports science.

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According to Glen Moss's latest blog "It was a quiet bus trip to the ground, most of the lads with head phones in". Who knows what sh*t they're listening to and the psychological impact it could have on their performance?

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As you�might know I used to be the DJ in the world's greatest ever rap band, Public Enemy, so I know how to get the party started. I also know how to f**k the party up with the wrong choice of tune at the wrong time. Logically, the same cause and effect relationship can be applied to music and sports performance.

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In fact, because I�think this is such a serious issue I am making the offer to NZF to fly to SA right now and become the All Whites official tour DJ. I�believe this�might be the kind of cutting-edge, innovative move by NZF that could be the difference between going out after the group stage and going through to the last 16.

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I will set up turntables at the back of the bus, in the dressing rooms and in the technical area to ensure that at all times our boys are listening to only the highest quality and most inspirational rap, rock, reggae, soul and funk.

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Frank van Hattum - just PM me dude and I'll tell you where to send the tickets (business class please - I need to feel fresh when I get there).

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God help them.

Get off your high horse
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
And the comedy continues.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ahmad wrote:
AJ13 wrote:

ahmad wrote:
I'm a newcomer to the beautiful game. I don't know anything about the ins and outs of the game. I just watch and support my team. Since joining Yellow Fever, here are 10 things I've learned in the short time I've been around:

etc etc etc...
Seriously? Or just for lols...?I hope the latter

Those 10 things are facts around here.

You're a newcomer but youre laying it down for all us full timers?
AJ132010-06-19 03:46:57
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hint: Don't take that post too seriously.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
stealthkiwi wrote:
every good DJ needs (female) muscle to carry his heavy DJ record boxes through customs 


Sweet, you're in. Just waiting for Frank Van Hattum to get back to me. He's cutting it a bit fine though, we really should leave today. Typical disorganised NZF...


terminator_x2010-06-19 07:30:45

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

God help them.

Get off your high horse


George demonstrating about the same sense of humour found in your average Norwegian black metal band there...


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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
and the hits keep coming.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hall and Oates and Air Supply FTW!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I just heard some Celine Dion. Honestly, if the team listened to Celine Dion and I could effect a cheeky Italian Job if I was forced to listen to Celine 24/7 for the rest of my life, I would take that.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That's the way it is.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I can't believe what I'm reading.

Some of you want to mess with the All Whites heads cos their tastes in music are different to yours?

If Dave Dobbyn or "Dead Tenor's Farting Flute: Second Wind" does it for the AW's ....Leave it well alone.

  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I guess so: better the Devil You Know.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
RedGed wrote:
I can't believe what I'm reading.

Some of you want to mess with the All Whites heads cos their tastes in music are different to yours?

If Dave Dobbyn or "Dead Tenor's Farting Flute: Second Wind" does it for the AW's ....Leave it well alone.

This has nothing to do with the AWs taste in music. I dont know where or which rock youve been hiding under, but Dave Dobbyn has been a freckle faced ginge well before any of the AWs admitted to liking his 'material'.

I for one simply dont like Dave Dobbyns music. Its soppy and sh*t. Wuss anthems do nothing for me. Thus i reserve my right to take shots at Dave Dobbyn.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
AJ13 wrote:
RedGed wrote:
I can't believe what I'm reading.

Some of you want to mess with the All Whites heads cos their tastes in music are different to yours?

If Dave Dobbyn or "Dead Tenor's Farting Flute: Second Wind" does it for the AW's ....Leave it well alone.

This has nothing to do with the AWs taste in music. I dont know where or which rock youve been hiding under, but Dave Dobbyn has been a freckle faced ginge well before any of the AWs admitted to liking his 'material'.

I for one simply dont like Dave Dobbyns music. Its soppy and sh*t. Wuss anthems do nothing for me. Thus i reserve my right to take shots at Dave Dobbyn.

And that somehow has exactly what to do with the All Whites? I would have 11 freckled faced Dave Dobbyn ginge clones play as the All Whites if that meant they advanced to the next round.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ahmad wrote:
And that somehow has exactly what to do with the All Whites? I would have 11 freckled faced Dave Dobbyn ginge clones play as the All Whites if that meant they advanced to the next round.


No problem with that, as long as they don't sing.

(Actually I generally find Dobbyn's music innoffensive.  I wouldn't listen to him, but in the main I wouldn't biff the radio out the window if he came on).

How's my driving? - Whine here

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Still I don't get it. Who cares if the All Whites listen to <<insert your musical equivalent of hell here>> before/after/during the game?

When they start playing like England, THEN come back and start blaming the music.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

No problem with Dobbyn per se, but perhaps someone can tell me why the music played during breaks in sporting fixtures over there in NZ is fully 25 years out of date. Watching the All Blacks v Wales test tonight it seems there have been no musical advances in NZ since the Netherworld Dancing Toys, the Dance Exponents and Southside of Bombay.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It was in Dunedin?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
AJ13 wrote:
RedGed wrote:
I can't believe what I'm reading.

Some of you want to mess with the All Whites heads cos their tastes in music are different to yours?

If Dave Dobbyn or "Dead Tenor's Farting Flute: Second Wind" does it for the AW's ....Leave it well alone.

This has nothing to do with the AWs taste in music. I dont know where or which rock youve been hiding under, but Dave Dobbyn has been a freckle faced ginge well before any of the AWs admitted to liking his 'material'.

I for one simply dont like Dave Dobbyns music. Its soppy and sh*t. Wuss anthems do nothing for me. Thus i reserve my right to take shots at Dave Dobbyn.


NOT hiding under any rocks, Sunshine. I stand by what I just said.
Some people on here want to mess with the AWs taste in music. I too can think of a few other Kiwi musicians who I would prefer but who gives a toss.
Whatever spins their wheels,I say.
And whats wrong with  freckle faced ginges, as you put it, anyway?? They've a right to airspace too

  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ahmad wrote:
Still I don't get it. Who cares if the All Whites listen to <<insert your musical equivalent of hell here>> before/after/during the game?


You've obviously never been off your tits on E dancing to Shapeshifter at 4 in the morning in a field near Takaka, have you Ahmad?

Music is powerful force for altering the body's psychological and physiological state my friend, with or without the chemical enhancement.

Why is it that everything else about the All whites pre-match preparation and post-match recovery is so carefully monitored and controlled but the music they listen to is not? Would you make the same statement above about their diet or their training?

Listening to Dave Dobbyn after the game is also just the tip of the iceberg because we actually have no idea what they are listening to on their headphones at other times. Personally I am not comfortable with the thought that uneducated players are trying to get themselves amped up for a big game by listening to Crowded House, for example. Now Crowded House are OK of course, but it's not exactly bite-yer-legs kind of music, is it?

It's the World Cup ffs, and we should be looking for every single little edge that we can get. Just look at the top teams in the World - do you see them listening to Dave Dobbyn? No? Well there you go then.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
terminator_x wrote:
You've obviously never been off your tits on E dancing to Shapeshifter at 4 in the morning in a field near Takaka, have you Ahmad?


If you have, then all i can say is i am very jealous.

Three for me, and two for them.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
lol I've spent way too much time in fields out of takaka at 4am or later in the morning
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
terminator_x wrote:

You've obviously never been off your tits on E dancing


That pretty much puts your opinion of music on the same level as glue sniffers and P addicts.

If the music was so good, you wouldn't need drugs at all to enjoy yourself, right?

Less trolling please, I can't hear Dave Dobbyn.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ard Righ wrote:
terminator_x wrote:

You've obviously never been off your tits on E dancing


That pretty much puts your opinion of music on the same level as glue sniffers and P addicts.

If the music was so good, you wouldn't need drugs at all to enjoy yourself, right?

Less trolling please, I can't hear Dave Dobbyn.


I don't actually dance on E myself cause it makes me distracted and its a social drug but I'll defend the honor of dance pills lol simply cause from personal experience I know that even just 2hours of going hard at a drum & bass gig is like doing 4-5 back to back aerobic classes as far as cardio fitness and sometimes one needs  a little oompph along the way to keep one going. also they are simply an enhancer to a night out the same way alcohol is to many
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ard Righ wrote:
terminator_x wrote:

You've obviously never been off your tits on E dancing


That pretty much puts your opinion of music on the same level as glue sniffers and P addicts.


Let's not get hung up on a throwaway drug reference please. I could just have easily said "you've obviously never stage dived into the moshpit at a Slayer concert" and the point would be the same - music can be a powerful tool in the enhancement of athletic performance if used in the right way and I think there should be more attention paid to this in the All Whites camp.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This has either been 6 pages of excellent trolling or you may need to get the f**k over yourself.

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Enjoying the Wavin' Flag tune I've been hearing often, tbf.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
bopman wrote:
This has either been 6 pages of excellent trolling or you may need to get the f**k over yourself.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
aitkenmike wrote:
bopman wrote:
This has either been 6 pages of excellent trolling or you may need to get the f**k over yourself.



Right first time.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
terminator_x wrote:

You've obviously never been off your tits on E dancing to Shapeshifter at 4 in the morning in a field near Takaka,


Maybe some of the goalkeepers have  been off their tits on E - may explain some of the blunders, and here we are blaming the ball.

Interesting thread tho'. Often wondered how/why particular styles of music, even single chords (or , in my case, a tap on a symbol - see RadioHead Exit Music for a film) can trigger emotional responses. And there has to be tie-in, as Terminator-Ex has pointed out with althelctic performance and music. Why else would they have included the Question "Favourite Music" in those good old player profiles in the Goal/Shoot magazines of yore.

But surely it would be totally subjective , different players will react to different styles of music , er differently, depending on their psychological make-up and so there would be a chance of getting it horribly wrong.

I think Frank Van Hattum would be wise to wait for the next WC campaign before getting Terminator_X on board, after more study has been done on this subject. I'd start preparing a business case for Musical Psychologist for the Brazil finals (now that would be awesome)
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ok guys I confess i partook in the mass singing of slice of heavan at the kings jst now and i wasn't struck down by lighting and it kind of hit the happy mood
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Just think what they could have done against Italy if it had been Napalm Death instead of Dobbyn on in the dressing room...
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ard Righ wrote:
terminator_x wrote:

You've obviously never been off your tits on E dancing


That pretty much puts your opinion of music on the same level as glue sniffers and P addicts.

If the music was so good, you wouldn't need drugs at all to enjoy yourself, right?

Less trolling please, I can't hear Dave Dobbyn.


You dont take drugs to enjoy music, just to enhance it.

You know what... an ecy or two and Dave Dobbyn might almost be cool!
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Dave Dobbyn and Shapeshifter be damned, I like Emerson Lake and Palmer and Sigue Sigue Sputnik. I'm a goalkeeper, and I'll fight you all.

Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads



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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
aitkenmike wrote:
bopman wrote:
This has either been 6 pages of excellent trolling or you may need to get the f**k over yourself.



Right first time.
 

You - 
You made me feel so happy
Oh baby you -
You made me feel so sad
You know you still scare me
It shows you still care for me - 
Uh-huh
Nothing but old farts on the charts
Big boys who don't know nothing
'Bout hard times - 
Broken hearts
You gotta turn around - 
Watch that door
I can't watch it anymore

Oh

Right first time
Don't bother to spin me another line
Right first time

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ahmad wrote:
I just heard some Celine Dion. Honestly, if the team listened to Celine Dion and I could effect a cheeky Italian Job if I was forced to listen to Celine 24/7 for the rest of my life, I would take that.
 
That's the Way It Is
 
I can read your mind and I know your story
and I see what you're going through yeah
It's an uphill climb, but I'm sensing glory
And I know it will come to you yeah

don't surrender coz' you can win
In this group of four

When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and Bartres has no doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Points come to those who believe it
And that's the way it is

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Doloras wrote:
Dave Dobbyn and Shapeshifter be damned, I like Emerson Lake and Palmer and Sigue Sigue Sputnik. I'm a goalkeeper, and I'll fight you all.


Yes Sigue Sique Sputnik..... Love Missile f1-11

Shoot it up
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Sigue Sigue Sputnik were the worst moment of Tony James' otherwise sterling career.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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