Oh dear.
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27' GOAL! Tahiti 1-0 up over NZ from a free kick. There's confusion as to who got the final touch but for now it's Noho #TAHvNZL #OFCU20M
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Oh dear.
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27' GOAL! Tahiti 1-0 up over NZ from a free kick. There's confusion as to who got the final touch but for now it's Noho #TAHvNZL #OFCU20M
Kotahitanga. We are one.
1-1. Dyer converts from the spot after Singh was taken out by GK attempting to clear a cross.
Kotahitanga. We are one.
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HT SUB NZL | Charlie THOMAS out Jake PORTER in / Sarpreet SINGH out Lucas IMRIE in #OFCU20M #TAHvNZL 1-1
Kotahitanga. We are one.
How can you not love Vanuatu parents?
56' GOAL!!! VAN 2-0 PNG. Bong KALO doubles the lead with a sublime volley. The home crowd loved that. #OFCU20M #VANvPNG
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50' GOAL!!! Vanuatu's Ronaldo WILKINS converts and the home side lead 1-0 #OFCU20M #VANvPNG
Kotahitanga. We are one.
Bevan with the 4th.
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FULL-TIME: New Zealand have beaten Tahiti 4-1 to keep their lead in Group B #OFCU20M #TAHvNZL 1-4
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FULL-TIME in Port Vila. @vanuafoot 3-1 Papua New Guinea. Vanuatu book their place in the semis. #OFCU20M #VANvPNG
Kotahitanga. We are one.
Full time (4-1) Dyer, Lewis, Ashworth and Bevan on the score sheet, also Tahiti got a red card.
Willy Ricky Dick (I kid you not) in all his glory...

Kotahitanga. We are one.
The 20s are doing well in Vanuatu. If they get into the top two - the final - and qualify - they still have Mcgarry, Probert and the Blackpool fellow to add to their squad. Hopefully others will develop by then too.
"Ufuk with the Club, Ufuk with the Country".
If your girlfriend's got gloves, she's a keeper.
Willy Ricky Dick (I kid you not) in all his glory...

Caaaaaaa-lassic!
The rent a crowd of cheering kids for NZ was a nice touch. They must have drawn the silver fern card out of the deck. The u20s running over to them and hi5ing them after the game was also classic stuff.
"Ufuk with the Club, Ufuk with the Country".
If your girlfriend's got gloves, she's a keeper.
We've already qualified for the semi's and couldn't do worse than 1st... makes sense.
Semi finals New Zealand vs New Caledonia and Vanuatu vs Solomon Islands
I see Declan Edge is in charge of Vanuatu - if they make the final it will be the NZF whole football plan vs Declans plan. Interesting.
"Ufuk with the Club, Ufuk with the Country".
If your girlfriend's got gloves, she's a keeper.
2-1 up at half time. Dyer gets both goals...
Sign him up!
"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
Under 20s just qualified for 2017 U-20 World Cup in South Korea. (Both finalist of the OFC U-20 goes through).
Beat New Caledonia 3-1 after going a goal down. Goals to Dyer 2x and Cox. Was surprised no one was sent by the end of the game as 10 yellow cards where dished out.
Will play either Vanuatu or Solomon Islands in the final
@OFCfootball Huge celebrations from @NZ_Football U-20 after they secured their place at the #U20WC pic.twitter.com/DA1jhqQiSE
— OFC Oceania Football (@OFCfootball) September 13, 2016
Are we sure they were all eligible?
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.
Vanuatu beat Solomons 2-1 with a goal 4 mins into injury time to make their first ever FIFA finals.
Awesome. Vanuatu versus NZ in the final. Should have a nice Edge to it.
"Ufuk with the Club, Ufuk with the Country".
If your girlfriend's got gloves, she's a keeper.
Fuck this stupid game
Awesome. Vanuatu versus NZ in the final. Should have a nice Edge to it.

Vanuatu scored the winning goal in the 4th minute of the 5 additional minutes - managed to get it past the Solomons keeper Desmond Tutu, who has obviously found a new lease of life after years of being a man of the cloth in South Africa
Good to see we're still playing hoofball at all levels of the game...
I caught the Vanuatu game on OFC tv and the crowd support was amazing. The kiwis will have a 12th player to contend with in the final for sure. If the U20s had been played in NZ I wonder if we would have got the same noisy crowds? Great support. Good on you Vanuatu.
"Ufuk with the Club, Ufuk with the Country".
If your girlfriend's got gloves, she's a keeper.
UNDERDOG: One that is expected to lose a contest or struggle
Edge not born in Vanuatu - Chuck him out? Nah I got nothing.
"Ufuk with the Club, Ufuk with the Country".
If your girlfriend's got gloves, she's a keeper.
Well done on qualifying for another FIFA tournament NZ. I imagine every time Australia miss out on major tournaments there is a debate about - meaningful competitive games in Asia vs a very good chance of qualifying for every age group tournament. Especially with two spots available in Oceania age grade now. I guess they were only thinking of the senior mens team when they joined Asia?
"Ufuk with the Club, Ufuk with the Country".
If your girlfriend's got gloves, she's a keeper.