Chants, Music, Angst and Anthems

A song for Payne

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A song for Payne
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
To the tune of . . .

Theres only one Chris Payne,
Theres only one Chris Payne,
A handshake from Brosque and a cheat in style,
Chris is a cheating Sydney hore/pedofile


I need a 3 silable word at the end instead of my 2 ideas and maybe a different word than "a handshake from brosque".

Thoughts, Ideas, Suggestionstomrewi2010-03-14 09:45:15
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
god thats brilliant.
looks like a pedo anyway.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Chant:

Payne Payne go away
We don't want your hand again.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wongo wrote:
Chant:Payne Payne go awayWe don't want your hand again.


I like this one . . . it has a double meaning to it . .
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Payne Payne wherever you may be
You use your hand when the ref can't see
You cheat to win, wherever you may be
And you cheat to win like your mate Henry
 
(to Lord of the Dance ( Park, Park..) tune)
BlattersBalls2010-03-16 22:57:08
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Payne Payne wherever you may be

You use your hand when the ref can't see

You cheat to win, wherever you may be

And you cheat to win like your mate Henry

�

(to Lord of the Dance ( Park, Park..) tune)


This is too good not to give it a shot. Well I'm convinced.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Payne Payne wherever you may be

You use your hand when the ref can't see

You cheat to win, wherever you may be

And you cheat to win like your mate Henry

�

(to Lord of the Dance ( Park, Park..) tune)


This is too good not to give it a shot. Well I'm convinced.


I agree, I was trying to make a song to that tune for a player. But thats brilliant.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Does anyone else thing young Tom Rewi has a filthier mouth than anyone else on this forum?
 
(ps: not a compliment).

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Payne Payne wherever you may be
You use your hand when the ref can't see
You cheat to win, wherever you may be
And you cheat to win like your mate Henry
 
(to Lord of the Dance ( Park, Park..) tune)


I like it.  Perhaps needs a witty wise crack about his mother somehow incorporated, but very good.  Deserves to be used at least once to give it a shot. 

We'll have Sydney at home twice next season aye?  So hopefully it catches on.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I formally propose we chant "We shall not Forget/Forgive" during the NQF games. God I cant wait to hear the boo's and ironic chears for that game.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Chris Payne in the Ring
Tra la la la la
Chris Payne in the Ring
Tra la la la la
Chris Payne in the Ring
Tra la la la la
He looks like cheating little pr!ck.

Show me a handball
Tra la la la la
Show me a handball
Tra la la la la
Show me a handball
Tra la la la la
He looks like a cheating little pr!ck

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Chris Payne in the Ring
Tra la la la la
Chris Payne in the Ring
Tra la la la la
Chris Payne in the Ring
Tra la la la la
He looks like cheating little pr!ck.

Show me a handball
Tra la la la la
Show me a handball
Tra la la la la
Show me a handball
Tra la la la la
He looks like a cheating little pr!ck
 
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ahem, bumping this one for tomorrow. Unless we are moving on of course...
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzMxKWbGmjE

Wouldn't mind that^:

I I I, I I I, F**k off Chris Payne, I I I.....
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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Chris Payne's a w**ker, clap clap clap clap clap

Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Smithy wrote:
Does anyone else thing young Tom Rewi has a filthier mouth than anyone else on this forum?
�

(ps: not a compliment).


Happy Birthday young Tom!

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Junior82 wrote:
Smithy wrote:
Does anyone else thing young Tom Rewi has a filthier mouth than anyone else on this forum?
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(ps: not a compliment).


Happy Birthday young Tom!


Haha thank you !
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