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Announcing the Goal Scorer

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Announcing the Goal Scorer
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Any chance of adopting the model of the mighty Germany, whereby the stadium announcer says the goal scorer's first name and the crowd shouts their last name? Also, if it's an important goal - winner/late on - they repeat the name 3 times!

Makes for great atmosphere
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Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So that' s a maybe>
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In America, in College games, they sometimes announce all events.  Including shots at goal.
 
Which can be hilarious when some donkey blasts way wide of goal and the announcer throws out:
 
Announcer: SHOT - UCLA number 5, Casey Anderson
Announcer: THROW IN - Maryland
 
Cue - Casey Anderson hanging his head in shame.
 
Brilliant.
 
 
Smithy2009-08-21 16:14:39

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Or Ginger Ronaldo.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Retired.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It's been suggested many times before, mainly for when the lineup is being announced at the start. Probably should give it a go some time.
You know we belong together...

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I think we need to make something "our own" when we go through the starting line up.  How about when they read out a players name, we do an animal impression?
 
Announcer: Number 1 - Mark Paston
Yellow Fever: *all make horns with hands* "Moo Moo Moo"
 
Announcer: Number 3 - Tony Lochead
Yellow Fever:  *all assume meerkat pose, looking nervously around and occassionally clean themselves by licking the back of their hands and rubbing it on their heads"
 
I am not going to go through the whole team, but hopefully you get the idea

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Was a bit of a laugh on Sunday vs Perth. As the crowd started chanting "who are yea?" after the goal, the announcer kindly answered the question.
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Frankie Mac wrote:
I think we need to make something "our own" when we go through the starting line up.  How about when they read out a players name, we do an animal impression?
 
Announcer: Number 1 - Mark Paston
Yellow Fever: *all make horns with hands* "Moo Moo Moo"
 
Announcer: Number 3 - Tony Lochead
Yellow Fever:  *all assume meerkat pose, looking nervously around and occassionally clean themselves by licking the back of their hands and rubbing it on their heads"
 
I am not going to go through the whole team, but hopefully you get the idea
 
We'd have too much Olympic making Monkey noises.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Haha...
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Smithy wrote:
In America, in College games, they sometimes announce all events.  Including shots at goal.
 
Which can be hilarious when some donkey blasts way wide of goal and the announcer throws out:
 
Announcer: SHOT - UCLA number 5, Casey Anderson
Announcer: THROW IN - Maryland
 
Cue - Casey Anderson hanging his head in shame.
 
Brilliant.
 
 
 
Announcer: SHOT - Nix Number 10, Ferrante
Announcer: TAXI - for Ferrante

Founder

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Frankie Mac wrote:
I think we need to make something "our own" when we go through the starting line up.  How about when they read out a players name, we do an animal impression?
 
Announcer: Number 1 - Mark Paston
Yellow Fever: *all make horns with hands* "Moo Moo Moo"
 
Announcer: Number 3 - Tony Lochead
Yellow Fever:  *all assume meerkat pose, looking nervously around and occassionally clean themselves by licking the back of their hands and rubbing it on their heads"
 
I am not going to go through the whole team, but hopefully you get the idea
 
not really - can you go through the whole team? Who gets to be the Donkey?

Founder

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*sigh*
 
Paston = cow ("moo, moo" and make horns with hands)
Crowther = cat ("miow, miow" and lick ourselves)
Durante = lion ("ROOOOAAARRRRRR")
Lochead = meerkat (look around and clean ourselves by licking hands)
McKain = polar bear (shiver)
Mulligan = dog ("bark bark" and sniff each other)
Muscat = panther ("GROWL" and look a bit sexy)
Siggy = sea-monster (um....."glug glug" and look a bit monstery)
Bertos = hare (twitch nose and jump around)
Brown = turtle (look old and wise.  pull shirts and jumpers over head)
Daniel = horse ("neigh neigh".  Stand back on hind legs)
Diego = swan (look regal and a bit posh)
Ferrante = eagle (spread out arms and soar)
Hearfield = squirrel (scurry round trying to hoard nuts)
Lia = snake ("sssssssssss" sliver around)
Rojas = baboon (beat chest pick fleas off each other and eat them)
Costa = giraffe (stand on tip toes)
Greenacre = panda (look a bit bored and DO NOT get a stiffy)
Ifall = gazelle (leap around really quickly)
 
Despite my earlier stand on such matters, I am prepared to allow an instruction sheet to be handed out explaining the actions (possibly with little pictures) for these before the games.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
do you have ones for Adelaide too?

Founder

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*sigh*
 
Galekovic = alligator (make mouth using arms out in front of the body, and make it snappy)
Cornthwaite = pig ("oink oink" and roll around)
Aleamo = yak ("yak yak yak yak")
Fyfe = mouse ("squeak squak" and eat cheese)
Mullin = donkey ("ei ow" and raise arm for offside)
Cassio = frog ("ribbet, ribbet" and catch flies with tounges)
Pantelas = beaver (build a damn)
Sarkies = fly ("buzz buzz" and flap arms like wings)
Christiano = sheep ("baa baa" and one person every week can get sheared)
Hughes = Koala (sit in a tree looking a bit stoned)
Owusu = elephant (make a trunk with your arm and spray water everywhere)
Reid = whale (harpoon Hard News)
Dodd = grizzly bear (steal some pinic baskets while avoiding the park ranger)
Jamieson = dingo (eat some babies)
Monterosso = hedgehog (keep all of the hedges to ourselves)
In-Soeb = lizard (lie in the sun and.....um, that is it really)
Marrone = lynx (spray really cheap deoderant all over ourselves)
Barbiero = kangeroo (put a kid down the front of our pants and jump around)
Birighitti = goat (eat all the rubbish on the ground)
Costa = chipmunk (sing a load of popular songs from the 80's in really sqeaky voices)
Goldie = parrot (keep saying "Polly want a cracker")
 
I have no idea why I bothered to do that.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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who do we play after Adelaide...

Founder

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Hard News wrote:


You really take buggering around to a whole new level.
 
In relation to the kangroo action
Junior822009-08-25 13:03:05

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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[QUOTE=Frankie Mac] *sigh*

Barbiero�= kangeroo (put a kid down the front of our pants and jump around)

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Apparantly HN's 70s disco pants have already tried that with Steffan.
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Capain Kraut wrote:

Any chance of adopting the model of the mighty Germany, whereby the stadium announcer says the goal scorer's first name and the crowd shouts their last name? Also, if it's an important goal - winner/late on - they repeat the name 3 times!

Makes for great atmosphere


I remember experiencing this years ago - went to an SC Freiburg game in the the 2nd division - was hilarious (at the time) as "Andreas ... FINCKE" scored a hat-trick

See - 18 years on and I still remember his name.

It works.


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wolfman wrote:
Capain Kraut wrote:

Any chance of adopting the model of the mighty Germany, whereby the stadium announcer says the goal scorer's first name and the crowd shouts their last name? Also, if it's an important goal - winner/late on - they repeat the name 3 times!

Makes for great atmosphere


I remember experiencing this years ago - went to an SC Freiburg game in the the 2nd division - was hilarious (at the time) as "Andreas ... FINCKE" scored a hat-trick

See - 18 years on and I still remember his name.

It works.
 
And people who come to their first game at the RoF will always remember Greenacre when he scores and 10,000 people sit around looking uninterested and don't get stiffies.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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They weren't uninterested mate... just confused. Some f**kwit gave out Wellington Zoo guides instead of the match programme!! doh.

  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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HarryHotspur wrote:
[QUOTE=Frankie Mac] *sigh*

Barbiero�= kangeroo (put a kid down the front of our pants and jump around)

QUOTE]

Apparantly HN's 70s disco pants have already tried that with Steffan.


Hmm. Something mature to cam back with *Thinks*

Learn proper grammar,
Learn to quote,
Learn to spell my name.

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
AND CALL ME MAX!

When will they ever learn dave?Stefan2009-09-01 23:46:15
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Capitalise proper names white pants.
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el grapadura wrote:
Capitalise prwopera names wWhite pPants.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
getting back on track though I like the potential of shouting the Goal Scorers Surname! x3
 
 
 
Now back to the pants....
topiary2009-09-04 09:28:14
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Ooh-Ahh-Green-acre! we all chant that when he scores.
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  it
 
 
 
What a friend we have in Jesus
He`s a saviour from afar
What a friend we have in Jesus
And his name is Greenacre....
Ooh Aah Greenacre,
Ooh Aah Greenacre
Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah
Greenacre....
Ooh Aah Greenacre

Oska2009-09-06 22:53:51
You know we belong together...

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