BBC Chants of the Week

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"Oooh how I wish you weren't here"

<!-- E IIMA --> Manchester City fans singing to the tune of Pink Floyd's "The wall":
"We don't need no Phil Scolari,
"We don't need Mourinho,
"Hey! Thaksin! Leave our Sven alone!" (Alex and James Halfpenny, Manchester)

To the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town":
"You better watch out,
"You better beware,
"He's good on the ground and he's good in the air,
"Santa Cruz is coming to town." (Liam, Blackburn)

Dagenham & Redbridge fans to manager John Still after he substituted midfielder Glen Southam for Sam Sloma at 2-0 down:
"You don't know what you're doing."

Same fans to Still after Sloma scored one of the Daggers' goals in the 3-2 victory to avoid relegation:
"You do know what you're doing!" (Ian Gorsuch)

"Jon Pantsil, Wooaah,
"Jon Pantsil, Wooaaahh
"He comes from Africa,
He's better than Kaka."
West Ham fans get a little carried away with their praise for Ghanaian international defender Pantsil. (Scott, UK)