Ben Waine

Chant for this Saturday:

Ohhhh,
Benny Waine is magic, he wears a magic hat,
He could have gone with Rudan, but he said no way f*ck that,
He scores goals his left, he scores goals with his right,
And when we win in Wellington we'll sing this song all night.

The Spandau Ballet song Gold has been used a bit in the EPL this season. We could adopt it for Ben Waine.
Ben Waineo
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Always believe in.......Ben Waineo
Repeat

Sign for QPR Ben, We desperately need a goalscorer.

"I hear the Waine a coming, 
Coming round the bend.
He's gonna score a goal, I just don't know when.
I'm stuck in Sky Stadium, time just keeps dragging on.
But that Waine Train keeps on scoring, against their back line."

Sung to the Folsom Prison Blues tune.