He's fat. He's round. He bounces on the ground - Mark Bosnich, Mark Bosnich.
He's fat. He's round. He bounces on the ground - Mark Bosnich, Mark Bosnich.
etc
I remember it used to be sung about Sammy Lee back in the 80s, but don't think I've heard it much since.
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Can we buy some coke from you?
and
We're not El**ch anymore
Founder
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You're just a fat Chelsea reject...
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Plus MacAllister, FatSash, Gumpy, El**ch.
Team full of Fattys, you're just a team full of fattys.
Team full of Fattys, you're just a team full of fattys.
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Go Bos, you coke snorting, model shagging legend!
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The Cove Sang:
You're not playing for Chelsea
No youre playing for chelsea
youre not playing for Chelsea...Anymore!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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You can't afford your Cocaine
No, you can't afford your Cocaine
You can't afford your Cocaine... Anymore!
No, you can't afford your Cocaine
You can't afford your Cocaine... Anymore!
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He's fat. He's broke. He'll snort all your Coke - Mark Bosnich, Mark Bosnich.
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Just off the top of my head,so theyll probably be bad.
"you've got the highest keeper in the league"
"one way ticket to hell and back" etc, from the darkness
"same old ausses,always snorting"
Allegedly
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Angel Dust by Venom would be a good one. Hmmm, perhaps not too well known in the Land of the long white evangelical...
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We could all just start snorting...you know...like pigs...or Bosnich
Allegedly
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You've put on some weight since that video KP.
How about:
"Your team's so fat that Greene would sleep with you..."Hard News2008-09-12 11:01:14
How about:
"Your team's so fat that Greene would sleep with you..."Hard News2008-09-12 11:01:14
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Have you seen Mark Bosnich thin? No-o No-o
Have you seen Mark Bosnich thin? No-o No-o
He used to snort the best Charlie,
But now he just eats KFC, oh-oh oh-oh.
It needs work, I know.
Have you seen Mark Bosnich thin? No-o No-o
He used to snort the best Charlie,
But now he just eats KFC, oh-oh oh-oh.
It needs work, I know.
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to the tune of "we're going to score in a minute"...
"you're going to snort in a minute.."
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He's fat. He's broke. He'll snort all your Coke - Mark Bosnich, Mark Bosnich.
He's fat. He's broke. He'll snort all of your Coke - Mark Bosnich, Mark Bosnich.
adding "of" seems to make it flow better
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Have you seen Mark Bosnich thin? No-o No-o
Have you seen Mark Bosnich thin? No-o No-o
He used to snort the best Charlie,
But now he just eats KFC, oh-oh oh-oh.
It needs work, I know.
Have you seen Mark Bosnich thin? No-o No-o
He used to snort the best Charlie,
But now he just eats KFC, oh-oh oh-oh.
It needs work, I know.
i reckon it's worth a crack
no, seriously, i do think it would work
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Have you seen Mark Bosnich thin? No-o No-o
Have you seen Mark Bosnich thin? No-o No-o
He used to snort the best Charlie,
But now he just eats KFC, oh-oh oh-oh.
It needs work, I know.
Have you seen Mark Bosnich thin? No-o No-o
He used to snort the best Charlie,
But now he just eats KFC, oh-oh oh-oh.
It needs work, I know.
i reckon it's worth a crack
no, seriously, i do think it would work
Take it to the Pun Thread, Tigers!!!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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WHITE WENDELL SAILOR!
YOU'RE JUST A WHITE WENDELL SAILOR!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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He buys his crack
From Joey Johns
He buys his crack from Joey Johns
And Joey Johns is his Dealer
I buy his crack from Joey Johns!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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How'd you get through Customs?
How'd you get through Customs?
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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No Cocaine No High! (No Woman No Cry)
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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C-Diddy = crackhead imo.
bl cd :sadface:
bl cd :sadface:
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MARK BOSNICH IS HAVING A PARTY
BRING YAH VODKA AND YAH CHARLIE
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Have you seen Mark Bosnich thin? No-o No-o
Have you seen Mark Bosnich thin? No-o No-o
He used to snort the best Charlie,
But now he just eats KFC, oh-oh oh-oh.
It needs work, I know.
Have you seen Mark Bosnich thin? No-o No-o
He used to snort the best Charlie,
But now he just eats KFC, oh-oh oh-oh.
It needs work, I know.
i reckon it's worth a crack
no, seriously, i do think it would work
After my 8 or 9th beer on Sunday I thought up a better one which we should use next time:
Based on the chorus of System of a Down's - "Psycho", if you don't know the tune, here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DPRpl8kx9c
Psycho.You'll understand how fun it is to chant once you give it a crack.
Bosnich.
Cocaine.
Crazy.
Psycho.
Bosnich.
Cocaine.
Crazy.
Psycho Bosnich cocaine crazy,
Psycho Bosnich go,
Makes you high,
Makes you high,
Makes you really want to go, STOP.......
[Repeat until tired, I lasted about two rounds by myself]
I've always said we need more "nu-metal" based chants
wilso2008-09-17 16:42:53
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Ban Stick
....oh come on HN, just the other day I distinctly remember you saying:
"You know what wilso, I think Limp Bizkit's "Nookie" would make a superb chant"
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It is SO, not so.
Wilso is close to having a Eukanuba umbrella wrapped around his ears for posting it.
Perhaps the greatest piece of writing in the Listener ever was a BDO preview from early this decade that just started with "The first thing you should know is that all Nu Metal is sh*t".
I heartily endorse this product or opinion.
Wilso is close to having a Eukanuba umbrella wrapped around his ears for posting it.
Perhaps the greatest piece of writing in the Listener ever was a BDO preview from early this decade that just started with "The first thing you should know is that all Nu Metal is sh*t".
I heartily endorse this product or opinion.
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I believe the Beasties were on the money when they penned the line: "Goatee Metal-Rap, please say goodnight!"
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