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Chant for the linesmen

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Chant for the linesmen
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm surprised someone hasn't mentioned this before or maybe they have because I haven't done a search.
Whenever the ref makes a dodgy call, we're quick to start up a "The referee's a w*nker" chant but what about when the linesman flags for a foul or offside which obviously isn't. They should get some stick as well.
 
When I used to go to Highbury, they would always pull out to the tune of "We'll support you evermore" or whatever the actual tune is.
 
Who's the w*nker
Who's the w*nker
Who's the w*nker with the flag
 
Who's the w*nker with the flag
 
then repeat.
 
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
i liked this one from toffeepop

To the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain"

You can shove your F'in whistle/flag up your ass *clap, clap*
You can shove your F'in whistle/flag up your ass *clap, clap*
You can shove your F'in whistle/flag, shove your f'in whistle/flag, you can shove your f'in whistle/flag up your ass
-Sideways!

whistle or flag obviously depending on the reff or touchy



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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
for this match
 
tune = score in a minute
 
"joel's gonna get ya
you know that joel's gonna get ya
joel's gonna get ya
you know that joel's gonna get ya"
 
 
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Mine and my mates favourite,

"The linemans a baldy"

Correct for at least one linesman every game!
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