Let's get the ball rolling...
James Brown's "I Feel Good"
PS. Smithy you are an unoriginal twat :-)
James Brown's "I Feel Good"
Ifill is good dododododododo
We knew that he would be dododododododo
Ifiiiiiiiiill's good dododododododo
We knew that we would dododododododo
So Good
So Good
Now get two.....
DO!
DO!
DO!
DO!
PS. Smithy you are an unoriginal twat :-)
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Good start, I think a crowd of drunks will be able to get more volume with da than do, just a thought
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To the choon of Delilah
I, I, I, Paul Ifill
I, I, I, Paul Ifill
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive us Paul Ifill we just go nuts when you score
Forgive us Paul Ifill we just go nuts when you score
I, I, I, Paul Ifill
I, I, I, Paul Ifill
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive us Paul Ifill we just go nuts when you score
Forgive us Paul Ifill we just go nuts when you score
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A little Neil Diamond for you...
"Ifill"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair
"Ifill"... I cried "Ifill"... said I
And I am lost and I can't
Even say why
Leavin' me lonely still
C-Diddy2009-07-21 20:32:59To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair
"Ifill"... I cried "Ifill"... said I
And I am lost and I can't
Even say why
Leavin' me lonely still
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Plagiarised from Heyyyy Shearer:
Heyyy Chris Greenacre (ooh aah)
I wanna knoooow, how you score that goal
(c-l-a-p c-l-a-p clap clap c-l-a-p clap clap clap clap) PHOENIX
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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Plagiarised from Heyyyy Shearer:
Heyyy Chris Greenacre (ooh aah)
I wanna knoooow, how you score that goal
(c-l-a-p c-l-a-p clap clap c-l-a-p clap clap clap clap) PHOENIX
i think you need some lessons in iambic pentameter. Hey Greenie would work better
Founder
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Plagiarised from Heyyyy Shearer:
Heyyy Chris Greenacre (ooh aah)
I wanna knoooow, how you score that goal
(c-l-a-p c-l-a-p clap clap c-l-a-p clap clap clap clap) PHOENIX
i think you need some lessons in iambic pentameter. Hey Greenie would work better
That would work, but so does Chrs Greenacre. You just have to start a couple of beats earlier and there's plenty to spare (sorry my bad for putting too many y's on the hey).
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
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Plagiarised from Heyyyy Shearer:
Heyyy Chris Greenacre (ooh aah)
I wanna knoooow, how you score that goal
(c-l-a-p c-l-a-p clap clap c-l-a-p clap clap clap clap) PHOENIX
i think you need some lessons in iambic pentameter. Hey Greenie would work better
That would work, but so does Chrs Greenacre. You just have to start a couple of beats earlier and there's plenty to spare (sorry my bad for putting too many y's on the hey).
Plus you seem to have forgotten that it was actually first a chant for Jon Arne Riise from Liverpool after he scored that belter against the Manc scum at Anfield!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Plagiarised from Heyyyy Shearer:
Heyyy Chris Greenacre (ooh aah)
I wanna knoooow, how you score that goal
(c-l-a-p c-l-a-p clap clap c-l-a-p clap clap clap clap) PHOENIX
i think you need some lessons in iambic pentameter. Hey Greenie would work better
That would work, but so does Chrs Greenacre. You just have to start a couple of beats earlier and there's plenty to spare (sorry my bad for putting too many y's on the hey).
Plus you seem to have forgotten that it was actually first a chant for Jon Arne Riise from Liverpool after he scored that belter against the Manc scum at Anfield!
I stand/sit corrected (although I guess there are many variations on this and the Shearer one is what I like).
Regardless it's a good chant.
"Phoenix till they lose"
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Wonder if we'll ever get to sing.
Heyyy, hey Smeltzy
Ju-das
I wanna knooow
Why your such a ****
Founder
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If that last word isn't git, then it better be never.
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Wonder if we'll ever get to sing.
Heyyy, hey Smeltzy
Ju-das
I wanna knooow
Why your such a ****
Maybe a la Dead Kennedys "Nazi Punks"
(Mr Smeltz) x 3
F*** O**!
...Maybe a bit rude but
"Phoenix till they lose"
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Ifill sees clearly now, the Shane is gone,
Ifill sees all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day
Ifill sees all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Some Proclaimers perhaps?
Ifill flew 6000 miles,
and Ifill flew 6000 more,
Just to be the man,
Who flew 12000 miles,
To help the Phoenix score.
DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA......
Ifill flew 6000 miles,
and Ifill flew 6000 more,
Just to be the man,
Who flew 12000 miles,
To help the Phoenix score.
DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA......
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Some Proclaimers perhaps?
Ifill flew 6000 miles,
and Ifill flew 6000 more,
Just to be the man,
Who flew 12000 miles,
To help the Phoenix score.
DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA......
Ifill flew 6000 miles,
and Ifill flew 6000 more,
Just to be the man,
Who flew 12000 miles,
To help the Phoenix score.
DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA......
Nice Work, Grasshopper!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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To the choon of Delilah
I, I, I, Paul Ifill
I, I, I, Paul Ifill
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive us Paul Ifill we just go nuts when you score
Forgive us Paul Ifill we just go nuts when you score
I, I, I, Paul Ifill
I, I, I, Paul Ifill
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive us Paul Ifill we just go nuts when you score
Forgive us Paul Ifill we just go nuts when you score
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James Brown inspired
Ifill's good,
We knew that he would,
Score goals! (Right Aisle of FZ) score goals! (Left side of FZ)
We got you, u u u !
That'll teach me to read previous posts. Anyway...a variation on the theme never hurts
Or K & Waves:
I'm Walkin' On Sunshine (Whoa oh)
I'm Walkin' On Sunshine (Whoa oh)
I'm Walkin' On Sunshine (Whoa oh)
And 'aint Ifill good? (Hey) And 'aint Ifill good? (yeah)
(and now for the quickbit)
Ifill's alive, Ifill we love,
Ifill we love that special goal; Ifill's alive, Ifill we love,
Ifill we love that special goal I'm On Sunshine Baby (Oh)
Hard sober, even harder after a few bevviesHarryHotspur2009-07-21 23:32:55
Ifill's good,
We knew that he would,
Score goals! (Right Aisle of FZ) score goals! (Left side of FZ)
We got you, u u u !
That'll teach me to read previous posts. Anyway...a variation on the theme never hurts
Or K & Waves:
I'm Walkin' On Sunshine (Whoa oh)
I'm Walkin' On Sunshine (Whoa oh)
I'm Walkin' On Sunshine (Whoa oh)
And 'aint Ifill good? (Hey) And 'aint Ifill good? (yeah)
(and now for the quickbit)
Ifill's alive, Ifill we love,
Ifill we love that special goal; Ifill's alive, Ifill we love,
Ifill we love that special goal I'm On Sunshine Baby (Oh)
Hard sober, even harder after a few bevviesHarryHotspur2009-07-21 23:32:55
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I'm thinking Shania (sp?), not Mark on this one:
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, scoring in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Our tops are bare-do what we dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be Nix-yeah, to shoot like Ifill
Man! Ifill's got a woman!
I'll get my coat...
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, scoring in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Our tops are bare-do what we dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be Nix-yeah, to shoot like Ifill
Man! Ifill's got a woman!
I'll get my coat...
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Ifill�s Fine Thanks to the Beatles, for the original tune of �I feel Fine�
Our striker's good to see, you know,
We're happy as can be, 'cos Terry
Said so.
The Fever's happy here 'cos Ifill's fine!
Riki says "he's mine!", you know,
He's signed the dotted line, cos Tony,
Said so.
The Fever's happy here 'cos Ifill's fine.
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<!--[endif]-->He's so glad he's here in Wellington.
We're so glad, We're telling all the world
Its going to alter things, you know.
Here in the Ring of Fire, you know,
We said so.
The Fever�s happy here �cos Ifill�s fine.
The Gaffer says �It�s prime,� you know,
This Year it�s Finals time , you know,
He said so.
The Fever�s happy here �cos Ifill�s fine.
He's so glad he's here in Wellington.
We're so glad, We're telling all the world
Its going to alter things, you know.
Here in the Ring of Fire, you know,
We said so.
The Fever�s happy here �cos Ifill�s fine. The Chairman�s happy here cos Ifill�s fine. The Gaffer�s happy here �cos Ifill�s fine. The ball boy�s happy here �cos Ifill�s fine.
mmmm
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Our striker's good to see, you know,
We're happy as can be, 'cos Terry
Said so.
The Fever's happy here 'cos Ifill's fine!
Riki says "he's mine!", you know,
He's signed the dotted line, cos Tony,
Said so.
The Fever's happy here 'cos Ifill's fine.
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<!--[endif]-->He's so glad he's here in Wellington.
We're so glad, We're telling all the world
Its going to alter things, you know.
Here in the Ring of Fire, you know,
We said so.
The Fever�s happy here �cos Ifill�s fine.
The Gaffer says �It�s prime,� you know,
This Year it�s Finals time , you know,
He said so.
The Fever�s happy here �cos Ifill�s fine.
He's so glad he's here in Wellington.
We're so glad, We're telling all the world
Its going to alter things, you know.
Here in the Ring of Fire, you know,
We said so.
The Fever�s happy here �cos Ifill�s fine. The Chairman�s happy here cos Ifill�s fine. The Gaffer�s happy here �cos Ifill�s fine. The ball boy�s happy here �cos Ifill�s fine.
mmmm
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Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!
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Plagiarised from Heyyyy Shearer:
Heyyy Chris Greenacre (ooh aah)
I wanna knoooow, how you score that goal
(c-l-a-p c-l-a-p clap clap c-l-a-p clap clap clap clap) PHOENIX
i think you need some lessons in iambic pentameter. Hey Greenie would work better
That would work, but so does Chrs Greenacre. You just have to start a couple of beats earlier and there's plenty to spare (sorry my bad for putting too many y's on the hey).
Plus you seem to have forgotten that it was actually first a chant for Jon Arne Riise from Liverpool after he scored that belter against the Manc scum at Anfield!
I preferred the one he scored for Chelsea at Anfield in the Champions League semi.....GOLD ! ! !
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Some Proclaimers perhaps?
Ifill flew 6000 miles,
and Ifill flew 6000 more,
Just to be the man,
Who flew 12000 miles,
To help the Phoenix score.
DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA......
Ifill flew 6000 miles,
and Ifill flew 6000 more,
Just to be the man,
Who flew 12000 miles,
To help the Phoenix score.
DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA......
clearly you've managed to remain mentally sharp during the off season - a class chant !!
might be best to try it before too many beers have been sunk
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Ifill my pint
I empty my pint
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Posh Spice is a slapper
She's always dressed to kill
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Paul Ifill
C-Diddy2009-07-23 10:41:47"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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If Ifill ever gets knocked down or injured ...god forbid....
adapted from the chorus -" I Get Knocked Down" from Chumbawamba
Ifill's knocked down
But He gets up again
You never gonna keep him down
adapted from the chorus -" I Get Knocked Down" from Chumbawamba
Ifill's knocked down
But He gets up again
You never gonna keep him down
Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!
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If Ifill ever gets knocked down or injured ...god forbid....adapted from the chorus -" I Get Knocked Down" from ChumbawambaIfill's knocked downBut He gets up again You never gonna keep him down
Point of order...!
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To the tune of Iko Iko Aye Eh
Green-acre and Paul Ifill
Bangin' in the goals
Green-acre and Paul Ifill
Bangin' in the goals
Green-acre says to Paul Ifill
I'm gonna set this league on fire
Talk about Phoe-nix, Phoe-nix
Phoe-nix, Phoe-nix
SU-PER PHOE-NIX ARE WE!
Talk about Phoe-nix, Phoe-nix
Phoe-nix, Phoe-nix
SU-PER PHOE-NIX F-C!
Coxey2009-07-28 22:18:15
Green-acre and Paul Ifill
Bangin' in the goals
Green-acre and Paul Ifill
Bangin' in the goals
Green-acre says to Paul Ifill
I'm gonna set this league on fire
Talk about Phoe-nix, Phoe-nix
Phoe-nix, Phoe-nix
SU-PER PHOE-NIX ARE WE!
Talk about Phoe-nix, Phoe-nix
Phoe-nix, Phoe-nix
SU-PER PHOE-NIX F-C!
Coxey2009-07-28 22:18:15
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does anyone know the full bingo song that we could use for diego?
"diego,diego,diego, diego was his nameo"
"there was a player who scored a goal!"
"and diego was his nameo"
"diego,diego,diego"
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does anyone know the full bingo song that we could use for diego?
I like that one, wouldnt be too hard for the uneducted to pick up if enough peole started it up.
Im assuming you are spelleing out his name and not just repeating it.
"diego,diego,diego, diego was his nameo"
"there was a player who scored a goal!"
"and diego was his nameo"
"diego,diego,diego"
D.I E.G.O
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correct, thanks for picking it up, i thought if someone as simple as me could sing it feverish should be able to sing along
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does anyone know the full bingo song that we could use for diego?
I like that one, wouldnt be too hard for the uneducted to pick up if enough peole started it up.
Im assuming you are spelleing out his name and not just repeating it.
"diego,diego,diego, diego was his nameo"
"there was a player who scored a goal!"
"and diego was his nameo"
"diego,diego,diego"
D.I E.G.O
D I E G O
D I S G O
D I S C O
And DISCO was his name-o!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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you put paul ifill in,
you pull shane judas out,
you put greenacre in,
and you shake them all about,
you do the phoenix shuffle*
and you turn around
thats what were all about!
* referto feverish's sat night dance move
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Likin' it, you could do versions for the defence and midfield, remove Elrich, G** Kwasnik etc.. why are all our sh*t signings wingers?
You know we belong together...
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D.I.E.G.O Could work very well i think.
All Aboard the Phoenix/ All Whites Bandwagon!!
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we will have to try them out at kings next sun and see if they work
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Some Proclaimers perhaps?
Ifill flew 6000 miles,
and Ifill flew 6000 more,
Just to be the man,
Who flew 12000 miles,
To help the Phoenix score.
DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA......
Ifill flew 6000 miles,
and Ifill flew 6000 more,
Just to be the man,
Who flew 12000 miles,
To help the Phoenix score.
DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA......
Three for me, and two for them.
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Paul Ifill, Ifill.
He's better than Kun and Lionel,
It's your team he wants to kill,
Paul Ifill, Ifill.
Or, to the new Gerrard one:
Paul Ifill is our hero,
Paul Ifill is our man,
Anything that Barcelona do,
We know Paul Ifill can!
Or, as they say, I'll grab my coat...
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