Chants Of The Week
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"You don't know what you're doing!"
Villa fans when someone said yes to their partner's half-time marriage proposal. (Keegan, England).
"We got a corner!"
Southampton fans during the 5-0 defeat to Hull. (Aaron, England).
"We want the yellow ball!"
Aldershot fans after the yellow ball was replaced when the snow died down. (James Aslett, England).
"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go."
Sung to Wycombe's diminutive number nine Leon Knight by the Hereford fans. (Dan, England).
"Get a proper job!"
Sheffield United fans give career advice to Barnsley's mascot. (Nicky Hamer, Sheffield).
"Que sera sera, whatever will be will be, we're going to Shrewsbury!"
Luton Fans at Millwall regarding Luton's impending relegation to League Two.
"You're not scary anymore!"
Luton fans on the more family-orientated atmosphere at Millwall these days. (Both from Chris Watson, Tooting).
"You're even worse than the weather!"
Crewe fans to Gillingham during their 3-0 win. (J Blake, England).
"You ****** our summer up!"
Pompey fans to Scott Carson, who was in goal for England's defeat by Croatia. (Brett, Portsmouth).
Fulham Fans: "Keegan for England!"
Newcastle fans: "Hodgson for Finland!"
(Sam T, England).
"Does your livestock know you're here?"
Colchester fans to Norwich. (Tom, Essex).
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"Does your mother bleach your hair?"
Plymouth fans to Watford Striker Darius Henderson during the 1-1 draw at Home Park. (Simon Kendall, Cornwall).
"Your dad works for my dad! Your dad works for my dad! Nana naaa naa!"
University of Sheffield students to their Sheffield Hallam (Polytechnic) counterparts during the annual 'Varsity' matches. (Chris, Sheffield).
"Can you hear us Dickie Dosh?!"
Walsall fans after manager Richard Money criticised the fans for not singing loudly enough. (Kevin Paddock, England).
"And the total attendance for todays game is 23."
Cwmbran Town stadium announcement. (Dai James, Wales).
"Now it's time for our "Hit the Steward competition."
Stadium announcer at the half-time "hit the crossbar" competition during the Everton v Fiorentina Uefa cup match. The safest place to be was on the crossbar! (Paul Rowland, England).
"And the scorer for Plymouth is number 36, Jermaine 'have a nice' Easter!"
Plymouth announcer after Jermaine Easter scored on Easter Saturday. (Will Izzett, England).
"If you want to know the half-time scores then you'll have to read the scoreboard, as I've been asked by little Liam not to read them out as he wants to watch Match of the Day tonight."
Stadium announcer at Ipswich v Charlton. (Tommy, England).
"Goalscorer for Radcliffe Borough, number 3.... may as well stop celebrating and look to the left, you're offside."
The young tannoy operator at a recent non-league game I attended. (John Richmond, United Kingdom).
"All Change at Crewe for number 36, Dean Morgan, who is replaced by number 7, Steven Schumaker."
Walsall announcer goes train spotting as he announces a substitution for Crewe on Bank Holiday Monday. (Miles Oliver, England).
