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Chants of the Week from the BBC Sport website

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Chants of the Week from the BBC Sport website

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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CHANTS OF THE WEEK

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"Where's your dummy gone?"
Man City fans to Robbie Keane after the Spurs striker threw his shirt down following his substitution. (Steve, UK).

"Can we play you every week?"
Liverpool fans during their 3-0 aggregate win over Inter Milan. (Mike Rizq, England).

"Sit Down Pinocchio!"
Villa fans to Gareth Southgate. (Ian Harwood, Birmingham).

"Oh Moses, whoah oh-oh,
Oh Moses whoah oh-oh.
He comes from Norbury.
He parted the Red Sea."
Crystal Palace fans to striker Victor Moses after his goal against West Brom. (Colin, Brighton).

"It's just like watching Brazil!"
Bottom of the table, five consecutive defeats and 0-1 down, Colchester fans try to remain positive against Cardiff. (Greg, England).

"We're gonna lose 4-3!"
Luton fans after going 3-0 up against Oldham. (Dave, England).

"Are you Chelsea in disguise?"
Barnsley fans while leading 4-1 against Ipswich. (Dave Ralphs, England).

"You should have gone to the races!"
Cheltenham fans to Leeds when 2-0 up. Jacko, Cheltenham).

"Shall we build a stand for you?"
PNE fans to Blackpool, who only have two stands. (Rob, England).

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I'd rather be watching the Orient
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"We can see you washing up!"
Swindon fans to the occupants of the flats in the corners of Leyton Orient's Brisbane Road ground. (Paul, England).

"If you can't get into college, be a ref!"
University of Michigan students respond to poor officiating. (Matt, United States).

STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENTS OF THE WEEK

"Before we kick off for the second half, I have a very important announcement to make: 'We're the famous Cardiff City and we're going to Wemberleeey. Wemberleeeey!!!Wemberleeeey!!!'"
Stadium announcer at the Cardiff City v Hull game. (Rich Liddiatt, Wales).

"Aberdeen One, what's left of Gretna nil."
Queen of the South announcer reading out the half-time scores in the SPL. Best part of a dire match! (Stephen, UK).

"The substitute for Stockport will be.... (final whistle)....not made."
Stockport announcer at Rochdale game. (Ewan).

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Jag wrote:

"Are you Chelsea in disguise?"
Barnsley fans while leading 4-1 against Ipswich. (Dave Ralphs, England).



Class!


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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
yeh that was a good un Malky though you want to be careful with that being News's other team, (the Cardiff one was crap of course )
 
the "dummy" one was good too,
 
as was the stockport sub one - would have raised a laugh i reckon
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
How this beauty for Quote of the Week.......

"I'd rather sit on a porcupine watching Dot Cotton lap dance while listening to a double album of S Club 7's Greatest Hits recorded on the bagpipes than sit through a match like Scotland-England ever again."
Robbo column on BBC. Classic.
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Malky wrote:
Jag wrote:

"Are you Chelsea in disguise?"
Barnsley fans while leading 4-1 against Ipswich. (Dave Ralphs, England).



Class!




Get f**ked.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hard News wrote:
Malky wrote:
Jag wrote:

"Are you Chelsea in disguise?"
Barnsley fans while leading 4-1 against Ipswich. (Dave Ralphs, England).



Class!




Get f**ked.



Surely News, in some roundabout odd and very strange way you could somehow take that as a compliment.......?




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