Chants of the Week from UK

 

 

"I didn't know it was against the rules."
Cabofriense defender Cleberson after being booked for kissing the referee during a 3-1 defeat by Botafogo at the Maracana.

 

villa fans to Harry Redknapp

 

It would of after United got beat the other week.No doubt they are still talking about that famous Geezer Thompson over there

 

"You don't know what you're doing!"
Baggies fans after a fan had his marriage proposal accepted by his girlfriend during half-time at West Brom v Sc**thorpe. (Mark Wittenberg, UK).

"Even Fergie says you're s***!"
Villa fans to Man Utd fans at the FA cup tie after the comments made by Ferguson about the lack of noise made by the United supporters. (Luke Vale, England).

"We won't be signing you!"
QPR fans to Shaun Wright-Phillips during their FA Cup third round tie at Chelsea. (Paul, London).

"We forgot that you were here."
QPR fans when Chelsea finally decided to start singing.
"We forgot that you exist!"
Chelsea fans reply. (Sam, London).

"One-nil and you still don't sing."
Reading fans to Pompey fans.
"Four goals and you still don't win!"
Pompey fans' retort, recalling their 7-4 win earlier this season. (Andy Dunks, England).

"If you can't find your slippers, wear your Scholes."
The "funeral-like" atmosphere at Old Trafford on New Year's Day allows the Stretford End to throw out a few of the lesser-known classics. This one was a personal favourite. (Grid, Manchester).

You Fill Up My Senses
Like A Home Game With Wigan
Like A Goal From Paul Scharner
Like a Goal From Teves
Like a peno from Unsworth
Like a bye bye to Warnock
Like Sheffield United
You ****** up again!"
Sheffield Wednesday fans teasing United in the steel city derby. (Molly Fenwick, England).

"Bryan, top marks for not trying - with your rubbish formations and awful choices, you should get the boot soon."
Wednesday fans to Bryan Robson, to the tune of Arctic Monkeys' Brianstorm.(James, England).

"You can stick your Yorkshire pudding up your a***!"
Carlisle fans to Doncaster. (Sam, Carlisle).

"What's that coming out of the air - it's Martin Laursen, it's Martin Laursen."
Villa fans to their goalscoring defender. (Darren, England).

"You're getting sacked in the morning"
Luton fans to Rafa Benitez.

"You're going bust in the morning!"
Liverpool fans reply. (Sam Jackson, England).

"There's only one Jurgen Klinsmann!"
Luton fans after Liverpool sang Benitez's name. (Elliot Georges, England).

"Mixu Paatelainen, what a ******* signing!"
Hibernian fans to their new manager. (Alun Davies, Wales).

"Nice one Harry, nice one son, nice one Harry, for turning down the scum!"
Sunderland fans to Harry Redknapp. (Iain Turner, England).

"Would the owner of vehicle number XXXXXX, please go to reception, as they have your keys and the windows are wide open. Oh and I got this message five minutes ago."
At Home Park, Plymouth. (Matthew Monaghan, England).

"Mr X, your wife has just gone into labour. You don't have to leave if you don't want to."At Cardiff v Sheffield Wednesday. Jack Reynolds, Wales

"I haven't got a clue who scored that, but at least we're winning."
Bramall Lane announcer after Sheffield United took the lead against QPR. (Alan Ellis, England).

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Announcer at Whaddon Road when Cheltenham's David Bird scored against Bournemouth. (Sam King, England).

"And the score is West Ham 1, Fulham 1. Fulham's scorer was Simon Davies - at least someone from Tottenham has scored today!"
Chelsea announcer at half-time against Spurs. (Hanif Price, England).