Well, post your ideas here.
My only contribution so far is:
Wadda we think of Shane Smeltz? He's a Judas bastard!
Not too creative I know. Someone smarter than me needs to come up with something asking them what it's like to play in front of a crowd after the woeful crowds at Skilled Park.
My only contribution so far is:
Wadda we think of Shane Smeltz? He's a Judas bastard!
Not too creative I know. Someone smarter than me needs to come up with something asking them what it's like to play in front of a crowd after the woeful crowds at Skilled Park.
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How about..
Smeltzy,smeltzy giv us a wave
Smeltzy giv us a wave
and whaen he does...
Who are ya?!
followed by good natured laughter of course.
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Oh Smeltzie...
Does your Mrs know you're out
End.
Hard News2009-10-19 10:19:56
Does your Mrs know you're out
End.
Hard News2009-10-19 10:19:56
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"No fans, no fans your club has no fans!"
Simple. But True.
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You've got the smallest fanbase in the league.
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To the tune of Alice the Camel:
Gold coast united have ..(clap) NO FANS .. Gold coast united have (clap) NO FANS .. Gold Coast United have (clap) NO FANS... and Smeltzy is a whore-se! (of course)
Gold coast united have ..(clap) NO FANS .. Gold coast united have (clap) NO FANS .. Gold Coast United have (clap) NO FANS... and Smeltzy is a whore-se! (of course)
Yellow Whever Whanganui
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Primo.
It's nice to know you're here x 3
Now f**k off!
It's nice to know you're here x 3
Now f**k off!
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To the tune of Alice the Camel:
Gold coast united have ..(clap) NO FANS .. Gold coast united have (clap) NO FANS .. Gold Coast United have (clap) NO FANS... and Smeltzy is a whore-se! (of course)
Gold coast united have ..(clap) NO FANS .. Gold coast united have (clap) NO FANS .. Gold Coast United have (clap) NO FANS... and Smeltzy is a whore-se! (of course)
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To the tune of Alice the Camel:
Gold coast united have ..(clap) NO FANS .. Gold coast united have (clap) NO FANS .. Gold Coast United have (clap) NO FANS... and Smeltzy is a whore-se! (of course)
Gold coast united have ..(clap) NO FANS .. Gold coast united have (clap) NO FANS .. Gold Coast United have (clap) NO FANS... and Smeltzy is a whore-se! (of course)
Liking this one... easy to do, and easy to remember
Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!
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To the tune of Alice the Camel:
Gold coast united have ..(clap) NO FANS .. Gold coast united have (clap) NO FANS .. Gold Coast United have (clap) NO FANS... and Smeltzy is a whore-se! (of course)
Gold coast united have ..(clap) NO FANS .. Gold coast united have (clap) NO FANS .. Gold Coast United have (clap) NO FANS... and Smeltzy is a whore-se! (of course)
Yep thats a goer!
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"What's it like to see a crowd?"
It's only a variation on a theme but it's a good theme!
It's only a variation on a theme but it's a good theme!
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With Napier U19's, our form, the long weekend and the media blanketed with AW's hype (well, the 5 minutes a day that can't be devoted to Rugby) I have a feeling we may have to skip that chant this weekend.
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True. How about "What's it like to see a fan?" then...
Still works, pretty much.
Still works, pretty much.
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Crowd could be smaller but still noisy. So how about " What's it like to hear a crowd?"
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To the tune of Alice the Camel:
Gold coast united have ..(clap) NO FANS .. Gold coast united have (clap) NO FANS .. Gold Coast United have (clap) NO FANS... and Smeltzy is a whore-se! (of course)
Gold coast united have ..(clap) NO FANS .. Gold coast united have (clap) NO FANS .. Gold Coast United have (clap) NO FANS... and Smeltzy is a whore-se! (of course)
This is absolute genius, I'm going to launch it like a b&tch on Sunday
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We need a chant this weekend for Miron the dickhead 
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tune = disco
5 K cap, you're dreaming
5 K cap, you're dreaming
la da da da
la da da da
but - the alice the camel number has to be the go to chant on this topic
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as per equest above re chant for Miron b
(stealing the alice the camel tune and idea 
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)Miron the dickhead has no fans (clap clap clap)
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(to the Stevie G bin dippers tune)
Leo Bertos Bertos
he scored a great goal vs Perth
but every shot since has missed
Leo Bertos Bertos
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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Right...You lot!!
This one's called "SHAME THE SHANE"..... to a well known tune from U2 you should ALL know
And you gave yourself away
And you gave yourself away
And you gave
And you gave
And you gave yourself away ( repeat it, the 2nd time even louder, THE THIRD TIME (if needed), LOUDER STILL!!)
We're good without you
We're good without you
We can live
We'll live without you woh woh ( repeat it)
Actions..just find Smeltz on the field and point at him... from "gave" ...keep pointing for the underlined words in each line.
Bit of clapping in time wouldn't hurt either.
RedGed2009-10-24 02:59:45
This one's called "SHAME THE SHANE"..... to a well known tune from U2 you should ALL know
And you gave yourself away
And you gave yourself away
And you gave
And you gave
And you gave yourself away ( repeat it, the 2nd time even louder, THE THIRD TIME (if needed), LOUDER STILL!!)
We're good without you
We're good without you
We can live
We'll live without you woh woh ( repeat it)
Actions..just find Smeltz on the field and point at him... from "gave" ...keep pointing for the underlined words in each line.
Bit of clapping in time wouldn't hurt either.
RedGed2009-10-24 02:59:45
Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!
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We're good without you
We're good without you
but are we?
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
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Soon see Sunday.
Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!
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To the tune of the TV theme for "Dads Army"
(First verse ..during the game)
Who did you think you were kidding Mr. Bleiberg, if you think we're on the run?
We are the boys who will stop your little game.
We are the boys who will make you think again.
So who did you think you were kidding Mr. Bleiberg,
If you think The Nix are done!!
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(Second verse...this one's for after we beat GCU!)
Who did you think you were kidding Mr. Bleiberg, if you think we're on the run?
We are the boys who stopped your little game.
We are the boys who will make you think again.
'So who did you think you were kidding Mr. Bleiberg,
As you see The Nix have won!!
(optional, ftw!)
Mr. Brown heads off his crown and made sure that we won.
He brings it home this evening 'cos he's ready, he's a gun!
Watch out there Mr. Bleiberg: You have met your match in us.
If you thought we'd let you beat us we're afraid you've missed the bus!
'So who did you think you were kidding Mr. Bleiberg, 'cos as you see, the Nix have won!! RedGed2009-10-24 10:52:07
(First verse ..during the game)
Who did you think you were kidding Mr. Bleiberg, if you think we're on the run?
We are the boys who will stop your little game.
We are the boys who will make you think again.
So who did you think you were kidding Mr. Bleiberg,
If you think The Nix are done!!
---- ----- ------
(Second verse...this one's for after we beat GCU!)
Who did you think you were kidding Mr. Bleiberg, if you think we're on the run?
We are the boys who stopped your little game.
We are the boys who will make you think again.
'So who did you think you were kidding Mr. Bleiberg,
As you see The Nix have won!!
(optional, ftw!)
Mr. Brown heads off his crown and made sure that we won.
He brings it home this evening 'cos he's ready, he's a gun!
Watch out there Mr. Bleiberg: You have met your match in us.
If you thought we'd let you beat us we're afraid you've missed the bus!
'So who did you think you were kidding Mr. Bleiberg, 'cos as you see, the Nix have won!! RedGed2009-10-24 10:52:07
Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!
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To the tune of the TV theme for "Dads Army"
Er, this is 2009, and we are in New Zealand.
I don't think many people will know this.
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To the tune of the TV theme for "Dads Army"
Er, this is 2009, and we are in New Zealand.
I don't think many people will know this.
You'd be surprised how many do, Bevan
but for the few younger lads that don't ,the link is there on the title.
Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!
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Sung from an old Supertramp song:
Dreamer nothing but a dreamer you should have stayed with the nix you twat
Dreamer nothing but a dreamer you should have stayed with the nix you prick?
edit - moved it
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Er, this is 2009, and we are in New Zealand.I don't think many people will know this.
"They won't like it up them, Capt Mainwaring"
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
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The 'kids' don't know half the tunes we use until they hear them.
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(thanks to Junior82 for the "Why We Chant" thread inspiration)
For Shane Smeltz...to "Guantanamera" classic
Same shocking barber!
He's got the same shocking barber!
Same shocking barber.He's got the same shocking barber.
Christian Rees... for when he goes down for any imaginary foul today
Ex Phoenix Reject!...You're just an ex Phoenix Reject!
Ex Phoenix Reject!Youre just an ex Phoenix Reject!
could be followed by (to the tune of chorus for U2 "Please")
Please Rees,Please Get up off your knees!
Please, Rees, Please LEAVE IT OUT!
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)For Shane Smeltz...to "Guantanamera" classic
Same shocking barber!
He's got the same shocking barber!
Same shocking barber.He's got the same shocking barber.
Christian Rees... for when he goes down for any imaginary foul today
Ex Phoenix Reject!...You're just an ex Phoenix Reject!
Ex Phoenix Reject!Youre just an ex Phoenix Reject!
could be followed by (to the tune of chorus for U2 "Please")
Please Rees,Please Get up off your knees!
Please, Rees, Please LEAVE IT OUT!
RedGed2009-10-25 12:17:00
Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!
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He said that his haircut is because he gave his hairdresser creative freedom.
He had the same Hairdresser as I did.
It explains a lot.
He had the same Hairdresser as I did.
It explains a lot.
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I loved the "Hey Smeltzy what's the score?". Was so beautiful.
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We're good without you
We're good without you
but are we?
Yep.
Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!
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smeltzy whats the score was so brilliant.
I hope he cried on the way home.
Traitor.
I hope he cried on the way home.
Traitor.
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It's been mentioned in the game thread, but again big ups to FZ for lots of noise all the way through the match.
Crowd may have only been 6+k but the atmosphere was rocking. After the 5th goal it sort of became carnival atmosphere but by then it didn't really matter.
Only one small point: "Stand up for the Phoenix" just doesn't work - blimmin shame.
Crowd may have only been 6+k but the atmosphere was rocking. After the 5th goal it sort of became carnival atmosphere but by then it didn't really matter.
Only one small point: "Stand up for the Phoenix" just doesn't work - blimmin shame.
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
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