To the sound of Pink Floyd's Another Brick In The Wall.

“We don’t need no Lionel Messi”
 “We don’t need no Paul Scholes”
 “Our hero Corban plays in yellow”
 “He’s a good c**t with a mow”


 Chorus

 “Hey Corban, he loves protein and scoring goals”
 “All in all he’s a Phoenix Boy and the GOAT”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs35t2xFqdU