Dario Vidosic

Since Super Dario's a reference to Super Mario, I'm not sure whether it would work out or not, but why not a simple chant in the tune of the classic Super Mario Bros Theme? 

Dario Vidosic Da Da Da, Da da da da Dario Vidosic Da da da da... on repeat for 90 minutes

Waitakere United camne up with a good on one twitter to the tune of Video killed the radio star

"Dario killed the Kosta star"

Pending legal challenges & T-shirt merchandising rights, the completely unoriginal "He's big, he's bad. he better than his dad"

He's silky, he's smooth, his dad got him to move.

Dario, Darioooo.

This one could also be used for Darije, and probably Kaludjerovic.

Dario Vidosic tra la la la la,
Dario Vidosic traaaaa la la la la la,
Dario Vidosic tra la la la la,
He is our assistant coach's son (son son!).

Wake me up, before you go go 

Who needs Messi(or Roly/Kosta instead?) When we've got Dario-o 

I was thinking something along the lines of old folk song the Happy Wanderer

Change the Val - der -ree 

val- der -rah 

to

"Da -ri - o

Da -ri - je

Da ri -ah ha hahaha

Reckon Kosta is best.