Finkler Finkler is a star
How I wonder how good you are.
Up above the crowds so high
He's a diamond in the sky
Finkler Finkler is a star
How I wonder how good you are.
Too many words I think. I like this one (and it fits into the Fever style of using sweet 80's chuuuunes)
Woooah here he comes,
Watch out boys, he'll tear you up.
Woooah here he comes,
He's Gui Finkler.
But everyone knows twinkle twinkle little star. Surely?
"Tall and tan and young and lovely
The boy from Ipanema goes walking
And when he passes each one he passes
Goes 'A-a-ah!!!!!!!!"
"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
Bar Bar Barbarouses have you any goals? Yes Ernie Yes Ernie a hatrick full! One for the gaffer one for the fans and one for the yellow fever up in the stands! Bar Bar Barbarouses have you any assists yes Ernie yes Ernie 3 bags full!
Sing it like the Witch doctor: The board wanted us to sign a bloody star! The board told us to buy a bloody star so we brought oohh eee ahh ahh ahh ting tang Gui Fink-alar ooh ee ohh ahh ahh a Gui Finkler bang bang bang bang bang!
I was thinking this for Finkler. Pronounced "gooey" for lols:
Gui, gui, gui, gui
(Aahh aahh, aahh aahh, ooo ahhh)
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya?
(Aahh aahh, aahh aahh, ooo ahhh)
The way you do it do it to me
(Aahh aahh, aahh aahh, ooo ahhh)
Gui, gui, gui, gui
(Aahh aahh, aahh aahh, ooo ahhh)
Gui Finkler, my lord
Gui Finkler
Gui Finkler, my lord
Gui Finkler
Gui Finkler, my lord
Gui Finkler
Oh lord, Gui Finkler
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To the tune of "Batman" (The 60's TV series)
Finka finka finka finka, finka finka finka finka - Finklerrrrrrr!
We are a band of men and all we do is sing for Gui
We come from miles around so we can sing this melody
Beneath the stars our Gui Finkler will score a goal or two
And when we watch the team we love then this is what we do
.
We dance, dance, dance for our Gui Finkler
And very soon you'll know just who we are
Aisle 22, we're the yellow fever
And we dance dance dance for our Gui Finkler
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Gui Finkler
He's the man, the man with the Midas touch
A spider's touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
I was thinking this for Finkler. Pronounced "gooey" for lols:
Gui, gui, gui, gui
(Aahh aahh, aahh aahh, ooo ahhh)
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya?
(Aahh aahh, aahh aahh, ooo ahhh)
The way you do it do it to me
(Aahh aahh, aahh aahh, ooo ahhh)
Gui, gui, gui, gui
(Aahh aahh, aahh aahh, ooo ahhh)
Sorry, wont work. You don't quite have the pronounciation right think 'gee', but the 'g' is like the one in 'good'.
Too many words I think. I like this one (and it fits into the Fever style of using sweet 80's chuuuunes)
Woooah here he comes,
Watch out boys, he'll tear you up.
Woooah here he comes,
He's Gui Finkler.
I like that one. Kids probably wont get it, but I'm old, so it resonates with me ;)
We'll drink a drink a drink a drink
To Gui the Fink the Fink the Fink
He's number seven for our football team
He's the greatest
Free kick taker
That the world, has ever seen
We'll drink a drink a drink a drink
To Gui the Fink the Fink the Fink
He's number seven for our football team
He's the greatest
Free kick taker
That the world, has ever seen
Don't mind that one Oska. It's as corny as fudge but still kind of works.
The Batman theme? finka, finka, finka finka - FInkler!
The Batman theme? finka, finka, finka finka - FInkler!
Guiguiguiguiguiguiguiguiguiguiguiguiguigui Fink-leeerrr!